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Master Aku! I was able to steal Simon Belmont’s whip!

[Vash is currently making this post in house 60 after finally finding one that was empty.]

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[eyebrowsonfire.livejournal.com]

Bring it to me.

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[goldenglasses]

O-oh… bring it to you? Opps…

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[eyebrowsonfire.livejournal.com]

Yes. I wish to see it for myself.

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[goldenglasses]

Oh... um, you see. Aha, when I was trying to find out who that guy was I found out the whip could hurt you so... I um... set it on fire to destroy it. [Turns journal toward flaming whip in fire place.]

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[eyebrowsonfire.livejournal.com]

You have failed the Great Aku.

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[goldenglasses]

No I didn't! I stole it! You didn't say I couldn't destroy it when I got it. [Aw crap, he was afraid of this.]

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[eyebrowsonfire.livejournal.com]

I said to bring it to me. You have not brought it to me, fool.

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[goldenglasses]

Maybe I can put the fire out...

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[eyebrowsonfire.livejournal.com]

I'd get busy.

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[goldenglasses]

Okay... [He sets the journal down but Aku should clearly hear the shouts of: Ouch! HOT HOT HOT!]

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[eyebrowsonfire.livejournal.com]

[Yawn.]

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[goldenglasses]

[Some yelps and two burnt hands later and the whip is successfully tossed outside. Well... parts of it at least.] The fire is out Master!

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[eyebrowsonfire.livejournal.com]

Bring it to me.

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[goldenglasses]

Um. Okay. Where are you?

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[eyebrowsonfire.livejournal.com]

Go to the forest. I will find you.

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[goldenglasses]

But it's raining out! I'll get sick!

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[eyebrowsonfire.livejournal.com]

Sickness will be the least of your worries.

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[goldenglasses]

Yes Master... [And Vash will gather up the whip pieces and head out to the forest. Cursing whatever god it is that hates him so much.]

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[eyebrowsonfire.livejournal.com]

[A frog is making sure he's alone.]

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[goldenglasses]

[Oh he's alone. He doesn't want to drag anyone else into this if he can help it. And he's very wet and unhappy looking.]

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[eyebrowsonfire.livejournal.com]

[And suddenly Aku rises from the ground, impressively rumbling and casting a sinister shadow over Vash in the midst of crashing thunder. His evil laugh bellows out as he turns ever so slightly to catch Vash in his peripheral vision. His eyebrows continue to burn, creating steam as the rain fails to extinguish them. He does not bother to turn to Vash completely. Not yet. He wants to make this little man feel every bit like the insect he is.]

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[goldenglasses]

[Then Aku should like the cowardly way Vash yelps and jumps back, tripping himself in the processes and landing in a puddle with a splash.] ow...

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[eyebrowsonfire.livejournal.com]

[Oh yes. Aku's ego is stroked. He's very pleased.]

Give your Lord Aku the whip of the fool, Simon Belmont.

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

[Goddammit, Vash. If she could currently get away from the Mistress of Many Hands, she'd be following you out there. :| But as it is, she's going to see if she can find Luffy instead.]

[goldenglasses]

[And this is why he left it open to you Nami. So you could make plans in the background in case things didn't go well. Or you know... Aku decided to come after you for Vash's faliure.]