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[goldenglasses]

[Filtered to Sanji // 100% Unhackable... like... whoa.]

[Poor Vash. For as much as he talks about love and peace he’s quite shy and a dork when it comes to talking about his own feelings of love. So imagine the large pit in his stomach when he finds Aerith’s love letter thinking it’s from a certain Insurance Girl. Cue panicking.]

Sanji! You’re good with women aren’t you? This holiday thing… what do you… um. I mean what should I get… [A pitiful sigh on the brink of tears.] Help?

Edit: [There will be a candlelight salmon with apple glaze dinner waiting for you at home tonight Meryl. Don't worry - Sanji helped cook it.]

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[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[This is probably one of the few times Sanji has heard Vash in a near panic]

Oi oi, calm down, Broom Head.

What the hell happened?

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[goldenglasses]

...I found a secret admirer letter.

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[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[HOLY SHIT]

You did? Why do you get one and I don-- [No no, now is not the time to be selfish. Vash looks ready to die. Deep calming breath]

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[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

Alright, alright. Any ideas who it's from? [Sanji has an idea for sure, and it's hard keeping the sly glance off his face]

... Meryl-chan perhaps?

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[goldenglasses]

[Wibbles] ...it doesn't say but... who else?

WHAT DO I DO!?

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[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

You can stop trying to piss yourself for one.

Is Meryl-chan around right now?

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[goldenglasses]

No... [Otherwise he wouldn't be screaming so loud.]

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[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

Give me a sec. I'll be right over.

[And true to his word, Sanji comes knocking soon after his message, casually pushing the sunglasses he now sports up the bridge of his nose.

Just for you, Vash. The Love Doctor is here.]

[Action] omg... icon... awesome. *dies laughing*

[goldenglasses]

[Opens the door looking a little like a kicked puppy. He has no idea what he's doing and the more he thinks about it the more nervous he's getting. Opening the door - at least he has help?] Hi Sanji.

[Action] I'M GLAD YOU ENJOYED

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

Oi, enough with that shitty face.

[slides through and turns to Vash, matching his kicked puppy look with a glare]

What type of gentleman are you? Meryl-chan finally confesses her feelings and you're busy moping, idiot.

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[goldenglasses]

I'm not moping! [Okay - maybe a little, but it's also a mix of panic, joy, freaking out, and a multitudes of questions. Mostly panic.]

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[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[A sigh. Man, what a sad case you are]

Well let's start off slow, Broom Head. I know you're new to the ways of class.

First off, what does that note say?

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[goldenglasses]

Uh well. It said…

Dearest Vash,

I wish to finally tell you of my love. Please meet me being good spirits later this afternoon. I shall be waiting to finally tell you how much I care for you in person.

Your Secret Admirer

[Yeah he didn’t even take it out to look at it. Someone has read it a LOT over the past few minutes.]

[bernardelli.livejournal.com]

[ Well, color her unsuspecting. She's just glad she escaped today unscathed. She's sensing something weird in her home when she walks in, though. ]

[goldenglasses]

[Like Vash standing at the table with candles in his hand? Or that he put a nice blue table cloth on the table and even managed to find some nice plates? Truth be told once he figured out the letter wasn't from you he panicked a bit and was trying to at least hide the candles, but now he's caught.] Uhh... H-hey Meryl! [Aw… look at his face turn red.]

[bernardelli.livejournal.com]

[ She's... going to stare at him for a few minutes here. What is going on? Did he hit his head? He looks suspicious. But, this set up... no, it couldn't be for her. She rolls her eyes. ]

Vash, if you needed the apartment for an evening, I could have asked Guy if I could stay over. Really, I don't want to interrupt your date.

[goldenglasses]

[She thinks he really manage to get a date? He’s not sure to be amused or slightly hurt. Maybe he should just go for it so he can get out of this awkward situation. No, be a man Vash! A man!] A-ah no… it’s uh, for you Meryl! It’s Valentines day… it’s-it’s suppose to be a day were guys show girls they appreciate them, isn’t it? [Nope. Still a dork and can’t quiet admit it yet, but he's so very red right now.]

[bernardelli.livejournal.com]

[ Hold the phone.

Hooold the fucking phone.

Now she's staring at him in even more disbelief and there goes her coloring as a normal human being. Colored like a monster made of beets, she is completely red. It takes her a few moments to get her voice. ]

I... it's... for me?

[goldenglasses]

[Oh god... she's so cute when blus-focus. Focus.] Uh... hahaha! Happy Valentines day?

[bernardelli.livejournal.com]

[ She finally gets her mouth to smile when it finally hits her. This really is for her. ]

Vash, I... thank you...

[goldenglasses]

You're welcome; ah- I hope you like it. Sanji gave me a hand with it. [Can't take ALL the credit.]

[bernardelli.livejournal.com]

[ She looks down shyly and rubs the back of her neck. She almost feels she should be dressed up, right now, and not in her work clothes. ]

Mm, I do. I'm... I'm really glad for this, Vash. [ Don't worry, she didn't think he could put this kind of thing together himself, but the effort is what counts. She laughs a little, nervous. ]

Let's not let the food get cold, then, right?

[goldenglasses]

O-okay! [What else did Sanji say he should do? Oh! Right! Pulling out a chair for you!]

[bernardelli.livejournal.com]

[ She can pick out the tips that Sanji gave him, just by how awkward he seems. But, when he pulls out the chair, he earns a quiet, warm, appreciative laugh and she sits, smoothing her skirt out a little. ]

[goldenglasses]

[Smiles shyly and pushes her chair in. Then disappears for a bit to come back with some soup and salad.] For starters! The main course is salmon with uh… [What was it again? Oh yeah!] in an apple glaze!