[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

ALRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

I am Vash the Stampede! An ace bounty hunter here to serve! Got a baddy laddy you need brought in? Just give me a call! And if you have a bounty you might as well just turn yourself in now! For there is no escaping my expert marksmanship!

Now accepting applications for cute sidekicks. [What? Every bounty hunter has one!]

Edit: [Look out Luffy. Someone has been told about your bounty and has now set up a little ‘trap’ in the square for you. Namely - a piece of meat sitting on top of a rather obvious net, but the sign says it’s free!]

Comments

[goldenglasses]

Of course! I wouldn't bring them in any other way!

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Good, good. Commodore Smoker is the man you want to turn them in to. He'll make sure you get your money.

[Long pause. Then thoughtfully:]

Or I guess you could turn them in to me.

[goldenglasses]

To you?

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah. You can hand in the bounty to any marine, you know. I can put the right paperwork through for you and everything.

[goldenglasses]

I thought you were a pirate.

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

A girl's allowed to have a career change. Besides, after everything that's happened today it's clear this town needs a little more justice on its side.

[goldenglasses]

[He's not sure if you're joking and serious] So what will I get for the bounties I bring in?

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Well, I'd guess that's up to Commodore Smoker, but I'm sure he'll make sure you're compensated the right amount!

[goldenglasses]

Huh. Hope I can find him if I catch someone then.

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

You can just report to me if you like. I'll make sure you get a receipt which you can cash in later.

[goldenglasses]

Even if I hand in Luffy?

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Especially if you hand in Luffy.

[goldenglasses]

[AHHH! What's with that look!?]