[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

ALRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

I am Vash the Stampede! An ace bounty hunter here to serve! Got a baddy laddy you need brought in? Just give me a call! And if you have a bounty you might as well just turn yourself in now! For there is no escaping my expert marksmanship!

Now accepting applications for cute sidekicks. [What? Every bounty hunter has one!]

Edit: [Look out Luffy. Someone has been told about your bounty and has now set up a little ‘trap’ in the square for you. Namely - a piece of meat sitting on top of a rather obvious net, but the sign says it’s free!]

Comments

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

You're telling me. I got kidnapped by a tree this morning. Hyuuga's singing opera in the square and Yuber's trying to give everyone food poisoning. Don't get me started on the freak that broke into our house this morning to lie on my bed.

...I should arrest him. Pervert.

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[nodding like a good boy until you hit the arrest part]

I... uh. You want to--

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Arrest him. Breaking and entering. You know. It's the right thing to do.

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[she might not be able to see the mental panic, but Sanji is indeed panicking]

A-aha, Nami-san! [clears his throat] That's not your usual style though, right?

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

No, but after all the idiocy I've witnessed this morning? I think it's time for a change,, Sanji-kun.

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[he doesn't want to ask he doesn't want to ask he doesn't want to as--]

... And what change did Nami-san have in mind?

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

... [There is some great thinking involved here. You can almost hear the audible grinding sound as logic overturns in there somewhere.]

Being a pirate just isn't doing it for me in Luceti. Hmm. I think I need to talk to Smoker.

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

YOU WANT TO BE A MARINE?!

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

[THAT FACE D:]

It's okay! I wouldn't dream of coming after my own crew!

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[you are confusing him, Nami-san]

I don't think they allow Marines to be pirates on the side!

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Well, pirate wasn't really doing it for me anyway.

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[FUCK. Trying a different tactic]

O-oi, Nami-san, think about this for a moment! You know we're damn near useless without you around!

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Oh, that is a good point...

[Sold, Sanji-kun. For at least a few minutes.]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[looks so relieved for a moment]

Y-yes, Nami-san! This is why we need you!

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

[Daww. How can she do this to him? ...she'll go arrest people tomorrow, then.]

All right then. Pirate it is.

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

Awaaah, Nami-san is always so kind and giving~! [he's doing it mostly for the familiarity, but he's worried this won't hold very long]

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

I am, aren't I? Okay. Home soon. Need anything from the shops? Got some stuff to pick up...

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

No, I have everything I need~!

[hesitation. And then]

Nami-san, promise me you'll be careful. Please.

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Always, Sanji-kun.

[She will. ...until logic fails her entirely tomorrow >_>]