[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

ALRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

I am Vash the Stampede! An ace bounty hunter here to serve! Got a baddy laddy you need brought in? Just give me a call! And if you have a bounty you might as well just turn yourself in now! For there is no escaping my expert marksmanship!

Now accepting applications for cute sidekicks. [What? Every bounty hunter has one!]

Edit: [Look out Luffy. Someone has been told about your bounty and has now set up a little ‘trap’ in the square for you. Namely - a piece of meat sitting on top of a rather obvious net, but the sign says it’s free!]

Comments

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

No, but after all the idiocy I've witnessed this morning? I think it's time for a change,, Sanji-kun.

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[he doesn't want to ask he doesn't want to ask he doesn't want to as--]

... And what change did Nami-san have in mind?

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

... [There is some great thinking involved here. You can almost hear the audible grinding sound as logic overturns in there somewhere.]

Being a pirate just isn't doing it for me in Luceti. Hmm. I think I need to talk to Smoker.

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

YOU WANT TO BE A MARINE?!

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

[THAT FACE D:]

It's okay! I wouldn't dream of coming after my own crew!

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[you are confusing him, Nami-san]

I don't think they allow Marines to be pirates on the side!

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Well, pirate wasn't really doing it for me anyway.

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[FUCK. Trying a different tactic]

O-oi, Nami-san, think about this for a moment! You know we're damn near useless without you around!

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Oh, that is a good point...

[Sold, Sanji-kun. For at least a few minutes.]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[looks so relieved for a moment]

Y-yes, Nami-san! This is why we need you!

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

[Daww. How can she do this to him? ...she'll go arrest people tomorrow, then.]

All right then. Pirate it is.

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

Awaaah, Nami-san is always so kind and giving~! [he's doing it mostly for the familiarity, but he's worried this won't hold very long]

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

I am, aren't I? Okay. Home soon. Need anything from the shops? Got some stuff to pick up...

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

No, I have everything I need~!

[hesitation. And then]

Nami-san, promise me you'll be careful. Please.

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Always, Sanji-kun.

[She will. ...until logic fails her entirely tomorrow >_>]