[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

ALRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

I am Vash the Stampede! An ace bounty hunter here to serve! Got a baddy laddy you need brought in? Just give me a call! And if you have a bounty you might as well just turn yourself in now! For there is no escaping my expert marksmanship!

Now accepting applications for cute sidekicks. [What? Every bounty hunter has one!]

Edit: [Look out Luffy. Someone has been told about your bounty and has now set up a little ‘trap’ in the square for you. Namely - a piece of meat sitting on top of a rather obvious net, but the sign says it’s free!]

Comments

[goldenglasses]

Yeah! You can handle all the paperwork!

[bernardelli.livejournal.com]

Exciting.

[goldenglasses]

Ha! I knew you'd love it! [Or is he ignoring your lack of real excitement because he doesn't want to do it?]

[bernardelli.livejournal.com]

... Sure, why not?

[goldenglasses]

GREAT! Then we should- wait... really?

[bernardelli.livejournal.com]

Are you kidding?

[goldenglasses]

Umm... no?

[bernardelli.livejournal.com]

Besides, I don't think I qualify under your criteria.

[goldenglasses]

A good business takes many different people to run it!

[bernardelli.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's a business, now? It's growing by the second.

[goldenglasses]

Of course! Who wouldn't want to work for me?

[bernardelli.livejournal.com]

You don't want me to answer that one.

[goldenglasses]

[Choosing to ignore that.] Still have a few small details to work out; but I'm sure I'll be a great bounty hunter in no time!

[bernardelli.livejournal.com]

And who will you hunt here?

[goldenglasses]

Well that's what my sidekick will be for! Helping me find people with bounties!

Hmm... although I guess I could start with Luffy and Sanji.

[bernardelli.livejournal.com]

... You're going to hunt our friends?

[goldenglasses]

Well no! Not hunt! I mean they’re our friends; I’ll just… hm… catch them? [Yeah. Someone didn’t think this through - just went with impulse.]

[bernardelli.livejournal.com]

What, like insects?

[goldenglasses]

No!

You don't catch insects in nets.

[bernardelli.livejournal.com]

Oh? Then what are you catching them with?

[goldenglasses]

A big net!

[bernardelli.livejournal.com]

A big net could work.

[goldenglasses]

[Nods] Excatly! Baited with meat!

[bernardelli.livejournal.com]

That would work for Luffy, at least.

[goldenglasses]

Well he is the one with the bounty.