[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

ALRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

I am Vash the Stampede! An ace bounty hunter here to serve! Got a baddy laddy you need brought in? Just give me a call! And if you have a bounty you might as well just turn yourself in now! For there is no escaping my expert marksmanship!

Now accepting applications for cute sidekicks. [What? Every bounty hunter has one!]

Edit: [Look out Luffy. Someone has been told about your bounty and has now set up a little ‘trap’ in the square for you. Namely - a piece of meat sitting on top of a rather obvious net, but the sign says it’s free!]

Comments

[Voice]

[skulljokelol.livejournal.com]

[He'll remember why he needs to be worried in a bit]

No, no - I just left there.

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

So... headed to the bar to get some tea?

[Voice] 1/3

[skulljokelol.livejournal.com]

Why yes! I just finished the last of mine, you see, and with that fright you gave me I could certainly use more.

[Voice] 2/3

[skulljokelol.livejournal.com]

[Voice] 3/3

[skulljokelol.livejournal.com]

B-but now I've realized that I don't need tea so badly, so I don't think I shall be going there after all!

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

So you're going home?

[Voice]

[skulljokelol.livejournal.com]

Yes! N-no! I mean, no.

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

So... where are you going?

[Voice]

[skulljokelol.livejournal.com]

Ah... well where are you at, currently?

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

Near community building four. [He's not great at this.]

[Voice]

[skulljokelol.livejournal.com]

[Aha! Shall now be avoiding that area like the plague! Every once in a while, he can be cunning]

What a coincidence! I need to... [Thinking of something] visit Noel-san! She lives in the same building! So I will be headed over there shortly.

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

Perfect! I'll meet you there and when you're done I can take you to Nami and collect the bounty!

I wonder if Noel has a bounty.

[Voice]

[skulljokelol.livejournal.com]

Isn't Luffy-san's bounty large enough to satisfy you? Mine really is miniscule in comparison!

[And now he can get his tea assured there will be no bounty hunters waiting for him]

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

It's not about the money!

[Voice]

[skulljokelol.livejournal.com]

So what is the point of hunting bounty heads in the first place?

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

It's!... um... I dunno.

[Voice]

[skulljokelol.livejournal.com]

[...] This is all very confusing.

Re: [Voice]

[goldenglasses]

No it's not! I take you to Nami! She gives me a voucher to hand in to some Smoker guy! Then she can let you go or... something and I can catch you again! [What's not to get!?]

Re: [Voice]

[skulljokelol.livejournal.com]

But I don't want to be caught at all!

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

But I can't collect the bounty if I don't catch you!

[Voice]

[skulljokelol.livejournal.com]

I thought you just said it wasn't about the money! [Wait] Luceti doesn't even have money!

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

That's what the vouchers are for!

[Voice]

[skulljokelol.livejournal.com]

What are the vouchers good towards? Donuts?

Re: [Voice]

[goldenglasses]

I dunno... but that's a great idea! [Now he REALLY wants to catch you.]