goldenglasses | [Accidental Voice]

[Vash's journal decides to start recording, catching the gunman sitting by the fountain looking rather grumpy. That's probably because he's dressed in a really fake looking frog suit with huge googly eyes on his forehead. His face is also smeared with green paint. He mutters grumpily to himself as he sits near the water.]

This really had better be the Malnosso's doing. If I find out Jack is somehow behind this then I swear I'll riiiiiiiibbit! [The talking out loud to himself suddenly stops as Vash slams a hand quickly over his mouth. Did he really just ribbit!? Oh man, why him. This is embarrassing and horrible and just- oh hey! A pretty lady!]

Oh miss! Miss! Won't you find it in your sweet and kind heart to give this poor frog a kiss and break the curse I am under!

[Is it you Vash is flirting with? Is your male character a princess looking for his prince? Or just want to mock Vash? He'll be hanging around the fountain begging for kisses from pretty girls and possibly trying to avoid any men who've gone "mad" all week!]

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Well, at least you won't go cold?

If it were actually cold, yes... [As it is it's just uncomfortable and not very pleasant most of the time. ~~At least it looks nice.~~]

... There is... hardly an alternative though. The lovely garment reasserts itself no matter what I do... I suppose it is the same for your costume?

Yeah, kinda. You could say that. [Or the fact that every time he takes it off he feels naked.]

[That might almost be worse. At least Robert's not that uncomfortable every time...]

I suspect that is a... p-property of the Shift... A particularly unfortunate one, at that.

... The Malnosso seem to be... working to try to outdo themselves at m-making us uncomfortable...

I dunno. This frog suit isn't as bad as some things I've been stuck in or turned into.

... Would it be... rude of me to e-enquire as to what, exactly? [Robert can only think of a few modifications to himself off the top of his head - the best one would be the time he was an anthropomorphic turtle, just like Don, but most of the other ones weren't too bad. Except for that one experiment...]

I got turned into a donut once. People nearly ate me! Not that I really blame them, I was very tasty looking.

...

I had... heard about that. One person... b-became a pie, if I am not mistaken? [That was the very first experiment he witnessed, too. It had been... ... fascinating, to say the least. And terrifying, at the time. Luckily, he'd been unaffected...]

Ooh, and apple pie sounds pretty good right now.

I would make you some if I could~ [Disney princesses' jobs include cooking. Even though princesses rarely are expected to do much of anything for themselves.

And this would actually be something Robert wouldn't screw up. Though it does remind him of Mike, somewhat, which is always a little sad...]

You could... go to the bakery and grab a couple pies!

I could... would you wish for me to do so, then? [He'd be quite happy to. And it's not exactly far, even for a princess in Pyrex heels.]

Yes! You should bring back a couple! And a bag of donuts!

Then consider it done~!

[In fact, Robert will actually get up and go to do so! ... A little wobbly, but it's all good, right? And at any rate, he's a princess and this is totally his job. Even if it'd normally be a servant's job but there aren't any servants to hoist the job off on.

... He's a Disney princess too, they do this kind of thing.]

[And Vash is perfectly happy to wait for pie AND donuts!]

[Vash shouldn't have to wait too long, as the princess does eventually return with an assortment of fresh-baked doughnuts and two pies.

... They are, as expected of Robert, neatly arranged, and he is being insanely prim and proper about carrying them. ~~Let's hope he doesn't trip over his own heels bringing them back.~~]

Here we are! [His voice is practically like singing. Hideously atonal singing.]

Oh, boy! I'm starving! [You got pie? Vash does not care if you sing.]

[He did indeed get pie. Though whether that makes up for his hideous singing is debatable, but at least he's quite willing to share it. And the doughnuts.

Both of these food items are carefully placed nearby the fountain - not too close, wouldn't want them to fall in, would we? - before Robert himself takes a seat, primly and composedly. As much as one can be, anyway.]

Then you're lucky a beautiful princess like me came along to help~.

Yeah! [Grabbing at the food now. Sharing? What is that when it comes to donuts and pie? Shoving large mouthfuls into his mouth.] Danke, danke!

[It's a good thing Robert isn't very possessive. Though he might still try to cut some of the pie, primly, with plastic utensils that he's fully intending to attempt to recycle at some point.

Somewhere in his mind, pie prompts some sadness - it's a reminder of Mike - but he still smiles a little, happy that he's brightened someone's day.]

I'm glad you enjoy it~.

[Speaking with his mouth full.] Mmmhmmm! Yes! Super tasty!

[The princess has succeeded in his endeavour to make someone happy! Good thing, too.

He'll just enjoy some of that pie too, if Vash is going to allow it. ~~Hungriest frog ever.~~]

[Okay, he'll share the pie. The donuts are another story.]

[y u do dis, Vash? Oh well. At least Robert helped.]

... Ah... well, I should likely get on my way, if I cannot aid you in any other manner, Mr. Vash? [The slight lilt in his tone indicates he's still quite princess-y, even if it's relatively genuine.]

You could bring more donuts!

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