[Accidental Voice]

[goldenglasses]

[Vash's journal decides to start recording, catching the gunman sitting by the fountain looking rather grumpy. That's probably because he's dressed in a really fake looking frog suit with huge googly eyes on his forehead. His face is also smeared with green paint. He mutters grumpily to himself as he sits near the water.]

This really had better be the Malnosso's doing. If I find out Jack is somehow behind this then I swear I'll riiiiiiiibbit! [The talking out loud to himself suddenly stops as Vash slams a hand quickly over his mouth. Did he really just ribbit!? Oh man, why him. This is embarrassing and horrible and just- oh hey! A pretty lady!]

Oh miss! Miss! Won't you find it in your sweet and kind heart to give this poor frog a kiss and break the curse I am under!

[Is it you Vash is flirting with? Is your male character a princess looking for his prince? Or just want to mock Vash? He'll be hanging around the fountain begging for kisses from pretty girls and possibly trying to avoid any men who've gone "mad" all week!]

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[phantasmgap]

[Cheshire Yukari is quite interested in this.]

Ahh, have a bit of a warty demeanor, yes? Alas, my heart is black and coal-like, even were I to kiss you, you would become dinner, not royalty.

[..hm.]

Perhaps dinner fit for royalty.

[goldenglasses]

D-d-dinner!? No, no! Not me! I taste horrible! Promise.

[phantasmgap]

Perhaps I have horrible taste.

[Griiiiiiiin.]

[i_am_not_cute]

[............wat

Pao-lin has never been asked for a kiss before, from anyone. To be honest, she hasn't considered the issue much, but she supposes that if there were anyone she'd want to ask her for a kiss, it certainly wouldn't be this doofy guy in a frog suit.]

Ah, um -- ! Sorry, I can't, I [might not swing that way] really need to, um, get back to training...

[Uh oh, your salvation may be running away! Are you gonna chase after her, Vash the Frogpede?]

[goldenglasses]

[Nope! He's going to hop after!] Aw, come on! Just a quick kiss! It wouldn't get in the way of your training at all!

[i_am_not_cute]

[He has a point, but...]

I really think you should find someone else... [not in the least because she's only 13 years old, Vash, YOU ARE A PEDO]

[honorbeforeall.livejournal.com]

[You need a princess, Vash? Because here comes Princess Karai, tripping past you in a lavish ballgown and a pair of sparkly ... tabi slippers. :|]

[goldenglasses]

[Is that Karai... in a dress? Sweet!] ANGEL! I need your help sweet princess!

[honorbeforeall.livejournal.com]

[And coming to a stop in order to stare daggers at you. You look ridiculous. She opens her mouth to tell you so.]

Whatever is the matter, dear frog?

[...

...that clearly translates to don't call me Angel, okay.]

[eyesofstrength]

[Because Vash so needs to run into one of the guys turned princess, here's one for him. This particular "princess" is trying to get to somewhere where he can't be seen.

Of course trying to be all stealthy when in a long dress and with a wig that makes his hair go all the way down his back is not exactly an easy prospect, but removing them isn't seeming to be an option. The sad part is that he actually makes a believable princess, outside of the lack of breasts and being rather tall for a female.

And for reference, he looks like this except with long silver hair instead of black.]

[goldenglasses]

[Oh hey! A pretty girl! A little flat chested, but not bad! Vash is up on his feet and hopping over.] Oh beautiful mistress, a witch has placed me under a spell and the only way to break it is by a kiss from a beautiful princess like you! Please won't you be the one to set me free?

[eyesofstrength]

[Give him a second to answer, his hair just got caught on something. And then with a sharp tug he frees it.

And dang it, it doesn't matter what sort of outfit he got forced into, he's not a defenseless princess. Curse you, Malnosso if this is one of those experiments.] I truly doubt I am the one you seek.

[And yeah, definitely not a girl's voice. And heck no, he's not kissing some guy. Definitely doesn't swing that way.]

[cutefiancee.livejournal.com]

[Ukyo's out running errands before returning to her time as a servant in her stepmother's restaurant. ...does she have a stepmother? Anyway, she's out, she's dressed in rags, carrying a burden of supplies to take back to the shop.

And there's a guy dressed like a frog? What is this?]

[goldenglasses]

[Hm, not the best of dressers, but Vash can easily see past all that to the cute girl under all those rags. She may not be dressed like a princess, but little does Vash actually care about that detail. So long as he gets kisses from pretty girls.]

Oh, miss! That burden you carry seems awfully heavy! Why don't you stop and rest awhile! And you know what's good for refreshing one's spirits and energy? A kiss from a frog prince!

1/2

[cutefiancee.livejournal.com]

Well, taking a break does sound nice and-

[Wait did he just say "kiss a frog prince"?]

*is awful*

[semper_cogitans]

[Honestly, it would be difficult to mistake Robert for a "miss" in most circumstances, but perhaps the billowing cloud of fabric surrounding him will throw Vash off. His short hair is pretty much the same as usual, as are his recognizable glasses - but the rest? Different enough that Vash might not recognize him right away...

Of course, Robert has been compelled to search for a prince for awhile - since what good is a Disney princess without his prince?

... Maybe Vash will be a prince for Robert? Surely that can't go hideously wrong at all.]

[goldenglasses]

[Sorry Robert, but you're not exactly feminine looking. So Vash is going to sit over here at the fountain and wonder how many guys he's going to see running around in dresses today. Man, where are the pretty girls at?]

[doubleppk]

You're under a curse? Oh my!

[Sure, Lupin's pulled some pretty stupid cheesy stunts like this, but Vash is a lot more hilarious with it at least.]

[goldenglasses]

[He even has the red coat and gun. Must feel like being at home almost.]

Oh yes! I am! And I need a kiss from a beautiful princess to set me free! Could you be the princess that I have been waiting for? Because you sure are beautiful!

[notpunishingyet.livejournal.com]

[.................

I'm 12-years-old and what is this.]

[goldenglasses]

[AHIERHEHOAARE! MUST NOT LET WOLFWOOD SEE ME LIKE THIS! Quickly moving to the other side of the fountain like a spaz.]

[openfuture.livejournal.com]

[well, THIS is a first. she's getting used to a lot of these, ever since waking up in Luceti...

excuse Rem as she tries to hide her laughter behind a hand. Vash, what on earth are you wearing...?]

[goldenglasses]

[Vash is currently too busy failing at impressing a girl to notice Rem right away.] Please miss, won't you be so kinda as to grace my lips with a kiss! Or my curse will never be broken! [Luckily for the girl she's walking right towards Rem.] For you see, if I'm kissed by a princess then I will-

REM!? When did you get here!?

[And thus the lucky random person quickly wanders off!]

[gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com]

Vash? [ Aerith breaks out into incredulous laughter when she sees him, much as she tries to smother the giggles. ] You look so silly!

[goldenglasses]

That's because I've been cursed! I require the kiss from a beautiful princess to set me free!