goldenglasses | [Accidental Voice]

[Vash's journal decides to start recording, catching the gunman sitting by the fountain looking rather grumpy. That's probably because he's dressed in a really fake looking frog suit with huge googly eyes on his forehead. His face is also smeared with green paint. He mutters grumpily to himself as he sits near the water.]

This really had better be the Malnosso's doing. If I find out Jack is somehow behind this then I swear I'll riiiiiiiibbit! [The talking out loud to himself suddenly stops as Vash slams a hand quickly over his mouth. Did he really just ribbit!? Oh man, why him. This is embarrassing and horrible and just- oh hey! A pretty lady!]

Oh miss! Miss! Won't you find it in your sweet and kind heart to give this poor frog a kiss and break the curse I am under!

[Is it you Vash is flirting with? Is your male character a princess looking for his prince? Or just want to mock Vash? He'll be hanging around the fountain begging for kisses from pretty girls and possibly trying to avoid any men who've gone "mad" all week!]

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[NOPE.AVI. He moves with surprising skill to dodge that.]

Mind your own business already!! I can do whatever I want!

Not smoking you can't! [He'll make a grab again, but try to follow it up with the water again in the direction he's guessing the kid will dodge towards.]

[He growls, kicking Vash right in the shin bone. You're welcome.]

Chapel's the only adult that gets to tell me what to do! Crummy adult!

OWOWOWOWOWOWOOW! That HURTS!

[He points at Vash, frowning.] Listen up! I dunno what the hell y'think you are, but I don't let nobody tell me what to do, when they don't know anything! You act like you know me so well or something!

But you don't know anything! And you don't get to tell me what I should do!

But I don't have to know anything about you to want to help you do I?

Tch. No. Y'don't get to help me with my cigarettes.

They'll make you sick. What kind of friend would I be if I ignored that!

I'll be fine with them. Cigarettes take a while to kill people anyway. I don't really mind it.

Takes awhile or not, I want you around as long as I can. Call me selfish.

You are selfish, telling people what to do just 'cause you want it.

I'll just smoke away from you. How's that?

At least I only tell them that when I'm worried about them!

Hm, okay. [Vash smiles evilly at that though. Congrats Wolfwood, you're never going to be rid of him.] We'll see how that works out.

... [B^|]

I'm outta' here. Have fun looking like a dumb manfrog.

Fine, fine. [Standing up to follow.]

....

Stop followin' me.

Nope.

Why not?!

[UGH RUNNING NOW, GO AWAY FREAKY FROG MAN D:]

[Do you see how long his legs are kid? Vash easily keeps up!] Because you said you wouldn't smoke around me!

[UGH. UUUUGH.]

Get away from me, you crazy jerk!

[Just a warning, before he turns and starts kicking.]

I'm gonna smoke whether you like it or not!

Edited 2011-10-26 07:35 (UTC)

[Ever see someone jump so effortlessly over a kick? Because Vash makes this look easy.] But you said you wouldn't around me! I want to make sure you stay healthy!

If you follow me I'm gonna start smoking anyway. I was bein' considerate, but if you're gonna be that way the deal's off!

Then as your friend it is my duty to make sure to keep you from your dangerous addiction.

Being addicted to cigarettes is the last thing I care about worrying for, thanks. [HUFF. Stupid broomheaded buffoon.] You should just go back to being a sissy kid with girly hair.

Even if I was a kid with nice hair, that wouldn't stop me from thinking you should quit those things.

Thinking and making are two different things, jerk.

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