Vash the Stampede (
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[Vash woke up early on the morning of the 18th. His birthday. Another year in Luceti and another year older. He was what... 135, 136 now? It's a bit iffy with the way time works in Luceti. He pets the cats for a bit before moving onto his morning training. Once that's done he washes, styles his hair, finishes off breakfast, and opens the journal.]
Heyyyyyyy, Luceti! I know this place can be a bit awful sometimes, but never forget what this world and all worlds are really made of! For you see, this world is really made of--
LOVE AND PEACE! LOVE! AND! PEACE! LOVE! AND! PEACE! LOVE! AND! PEACE!
[As he shouts at the top of his lungs into the journals he also pumps his arms. Fingers spread in a V sign for peace up near his head, then the fingers cross together as he pumps his arm forward. He repeats the motion over and over as he shouts.] LOVE! AND! PEACE! LOVE! AND! PEACE! LOVE! AND! PEACE! LOVE! AND! PEACE! LOVE! AND! PEACE! LOVE! AND! PEACE! LOVE! AND! PEACE! Everybody join in! LOVE! AND! PEACE!
[He couldn't think of a better way to celebrate his birthday then by not focusing on himself, but spreading the idea of love and peace.]
Heyyyyyyy, Luceti! I know this place can be a bit awful sometimes, but never forget what this world and all worlds are really made of! For you see, this world is really made of--
LOVE AND PEACE! LOVE! AND! PEACE! LOVE! AND! PEACE! LOVE! AND! PEACE!
[As he shouts at the top of his lungs into the journals he also pumps his arms. Fingers spread in a V sign for peace up near his head, then the fingers cross together as he pumps his arm forward. He repeats the motion over and over as he shouts.] LOVE! AND! PEACE! LOVE! AND! PEACE! LOVE! AND! PEACE! LOVE! AND! PEACE! LOVE! AND! PEACE! LOVE! AND! PEACE! LOVE! AND! PEACE! Everybody join in! LOVE! AND! PEACE!
[He couldn't think of a better way to celebrate his birthday then by not focusing on himself, but spreading the idea of love and peace.]
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Ha ha ha ha! Love and Peace!
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Alright! That's the spirit! LOVE AND PEACE! LOVE! AND! PEACE!
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Love and Peace! Love! And! Peace!
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Why're we doin' this, anyway?
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Or, well, something like that.
[Or something like he felt like being a dweeb and forget about his birthday.]
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... That's good enough for me!
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[Woof, says Pluto. he loves mickey too.]
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Ahh! A true natural! I'm so proud of my protégé! [Yes, Mickey. You were his pupil for all of thirty seconds. Be proud.]
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Aw shucks, I haven't been called that for a long time!
[Though Master Yensid is probably shuddering at ever being compared to someone as sunny as Vash.]
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His voice would give out eventually.]So what were you a protégé in before?
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My Master Yensi, taught me so much... and he went on to teach my friends, and my gal Minnie! He's really amazin'! I was gunna see him before this world grabbed a hold of me.
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... He lies all by himself in a tower. He said he likes the solitude, but... sometimes I think he doesn't know how ta make friends, except by teaching people.
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Makin' him into my protege! Now there's soemthin' I'd love ta see!
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Don't forget to teach him the hand movement too, okay? They're really important.
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... I think that's the new part.
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But you only get ta be called that if you teach me somethin'.
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OKAY WE GET IT!
[You can shut up now!]
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But I can't hear you! LOVE! AND! PEACE! LOVE! AND! PEACE! LOVE!
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I have nothing against love and peace but I'm not screaming about it!
[He'll just scream about not screaming about it. Yes.]
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A devious grin spreads across Zuko's face for a moment.]
Fine!
[Wait for it.]
LOVE! AND! PEACE! LOVE! AND! PEACE!
[Screaming at the top of his lungs to make sure that Kai hears him.]
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Are you out of your mind?
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Would you quit it?! I KNOW you don't have to yell into these books to use them!
[Voice] Heh! I have to go to work, but seriously guys have fun with this and threadjack away!!
Now, now - d-don't [Snicker!] -- don't fight guys! This is about LOVE AND PEACE!
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You broke my door!
[And then there's Korra, and he stomps over to the both of them.]
No! Aang and I will usher in an era of...
[And he pushes past them to roar angrily down the hall in the direction of Kai's room.]
LOVE! AND PEACE!
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IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP ABOUT LOVE AND PEACE I'M GOING TO SEND YOU A PIECE SOMEWHERE YOU WON'T LOVE!
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[ Uh, wait- ] T-that came out wrong. Look, I don't care WHAT you usher in, just be quiet about it! [ And now Kai, too?! ]
DON'T YELL ACROSS THE HALL LIKE THAT! [ She shoves around Zuko and yells out the door, across the hall like that. ]
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JUST TRY IT!
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Oh. That. IS. IT!
Getting up on his feet, Zuko stomps down the hall and around the corner and... unleashes a fire blast right back at Kai.]
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...meaning a rug started to smolder as a few small flames landed on it.
Kai ducked into his room grabbed his staff, and came back out, ready for a fight.]
Bring it Scar Face! I can handle you!
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HEY, STOP FIGHTING! [ Still sprawled on the ground, she tries to shove her hands out the door and sends her own blast of air over. It's possible she meant to stop any attacks being sent out, but instead it's headed right towards Zuko and might just end up shoving him right towards Kai. ]
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[He will grab his arm after that fire blast because oh no, you do NOT get to lecture him 5 million and one times about being disciplined and in control with you fire and then SHOOT FIREBALLS DOWN THE HALL BECAUSE YOU ARE MAD]
What happened to controlling yourself?
[But oh. crap. Air blasts. He stumbles forward but doesn't fall down this time, at least. AND YOU- NEW KID. Don't think he forgot about you.]
Don't call him scar face unless you want to match!
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Then... SCAR FACE.
Guilt gone.
Yanking his arm out of Wan's grasp, Zuko roars angrily once more and charges at Kai with fire in his hand. ... Just when Korra's air blast hits him from behind and sends him careening out of control in Kai's direction.]
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LOVE! AND! PEACE! LOVE! AND! PEACE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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LOVE! AND! PEACE! LOVE! AND! PEACE! LOVE! AND! PEACE!
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[He chuckles as he continues to hear screaming coming from the other entries to this post.] Heh, your own house may need a good lesson first. It will be a good starting spot! [As he'll feel really bad if this ends with hurt feeling for anyone.]
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Love and peace to you too.
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Thanks! But it needs more feeling! Like this!
[After a pause as Vash wasn't ready with something to write with he eventually writes back.]
LOVE!!!! <3 AND PEACE!!!!!!
[He even draws a lot of smiley faces, hearts, and peace signs around the text. Throwing in some drawn fireworks for good measure.]
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What's the occasion?
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[It's not like he hasn't heard this before, but he still doesn't know what to do with you.]
You have a very in-your-face approach about expressing your values.
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[If you honestly expected him to follow up...]
Simply saying something will not make it happen.
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You do have an uplifting disposition, Vash. I can appreciate that.
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But please, do continue.
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[But as Itachi isn't telling him to stop or that what he was doing was foolish and peace unattainable, Vash doesn't feel the need to push him too hard.]
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Love and peace, Vash.
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That's the spirit! Great start! Next time try it with just a little more umph!
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Is there anything in particular that made you decide to do this today?
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And just seemed like a good day to spread a little love and peace!
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Well whatever the reason, I'm sure it was overdue.
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Thank you for reminding us all.
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When his love and peace banter blows him backward into the couch, face construed into an expression of horror and disgust, teeth gritted. He slams the journal shut to make the noise stop, staring at it in anger. WHY DOES THIS IDIOT INSIST ON MAKING STUPID BROADCASTS LIKE THIS HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM AL;KFJASL;KFJASKLDFJAKLS;FJLA
He throws the journal across the room, so it's as far away from him as possible without throwing it through the wall, stands up, and clenches his fists. Sometimes, he really, really hates Vash. Angrily, he stomps back over and picks up his stupid book, opens it back up, and yells.]
MUST YOU ALWAYS DO THIS, SOME OF US HAVE EAR DRUMS, YOU KNOW!
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W-Wha? What did I do now!?
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[He doesn't care how long ago it was, it still happened]
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What was your first clue.
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[He just never learns not to pick on Vegeta, does he? Something small nags on his mind that it's just what brothers do, annoy each other, but he quickly squashes that feeling. He's never had a brother he could do something like that with in a long time anyway.]
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[Everyone accuses him of being gay he doesn't get it why is that such a popular insult
meanwhile I laugh]Careless, huh? I could change that, if you'd like.
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No, thanks. I like you better just being Mr. Grumpy and not Mr. Murder.
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[Can you hear the mocking, sarcasm Vegeta? Because it is dripping with it.]
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Have you ever fought in a real battle before? Not everyone shares your ideal way of thinking. Especially those who are trying to destroy you.
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[Vegeta can't think of too many times that didn't involve having to kill to attain peace. And even then, it was pretty sketchy...]
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I've fought madmen. I admit, none had the abilites to destroy the universe, but there is always another way. If you keep your vision open then you'll be able to see it.
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[He'll never forget that. Ever.]
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You don't stop things like him, only seeking to kill because he enjoys it! Because that's what he was made to do! There is no soul, only destruction. No mercy, a one track mind to annihilate all life in the universe! Are you out of your mind, speaking like that?
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Maybe.
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Why don't you tell me this. A being that blows himself up, taking the entire planet with him in the process. He reforms, and moves to the next, and blows that one up if he doesn't find what he's looking for. How do you stop that without killing it.
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I guess I would start by trying to figure out why he was blowing himself up. What was he looking for?
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Also, wrong answer. There is no reasoning. It was tried. The only way was to destroy every living cell of it with an attack powerful enough to break through. So how do you end a battle when your opponent cannot be reasoned with? So psychotic that words couldn't possibly get through?
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[Ignoring the second bit.]
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Didn't you hear what I just said, there was no way we could have avoided it! He found us, I'll have you know! And then proceeded to try to kill us with no remorse!
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[He could of sworn he said this guy was a psychotic murderer he could have sworn]
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No. Listen here. That madman only saught to destroy all life in the universe, not because anyone angered him, but because he thinks it's fun. Kakarot begged him not to blow up the Earth and he did it anyway! Our efforts were only to save everyone we cared about! Don't you understand, you idiot?
Apologize, speak with all you want- he would only kill you in the end!
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[He is so livid, he just can't take it anymore he swears.]
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I'm sorry, but I'm glad you were able to save your sons. Were they alright?
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Yes, but now do you understand?
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You peace types are too much, I can't stand it!
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[Quiet literally if he tried then nearly his whole life would be a hundred years of wasted struggle. He just can' live any other way now.]
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[He's positive Vash will get himself killed this way.]
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New growth of life blooms
Nurtured by water and light
Look within for peace
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Hey! I like it! I still think shouting is the best way to be heard myself, but anyway you can spread the idea of love and peace works for me!
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I must admit, your way is much more poetic than mine, but you have to admit! Direct can be really helpful too!
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There are times when that is true.
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Heh, I, ah, have some free time today if you want to play a game of pai sho later. [And want a bit of quiet.]
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I've heard the saying. So what's next?
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I think you're going to find that's going to be a lot harder than it sounds even if it seems like the way to be.
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[Sorry, too busy screaming to hear you.]
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LOVE AND PEACE!
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HAHAHAHA! You're a natural at this! LOVE! AND! PEACE! LOVE! AND! PEACE! LOVE! AND! PEACE!
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LOVE AND PEACE! LOVE AND PEACE!
I guess there's worse alarm clocks out there.
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[Birthday doughnuts are better with friends.]
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I'll see you there!
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Y'know, prob'ly said it before, but those really are nice words to remember and live by. I think there's a lot of people here who could really use it too, but...
['... But do we really have to shout them?' Is what the boy is thinking.]
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If that's true then say it with me now! LOVE! AND! PEACE! LOVE! AND! PEACE! LOVE! AND! PEACE!
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yet, Vash is happy to hear the laughter.]That's the spirit! Now say it along with me! You can do it! Love! And! Peace! Love! And! Peace!
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But I won't give up.
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[Yeah, that was a bit much even for Sokka.]
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Hm, alright then! LOVE! AND! PEACE! AND EARTH! AND WATER! BUT MAINLY LOVE! AND! PEACE!
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That's not how it works!
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But—
[That is perhaps the most well-executed, most idiotic defense of a point ever.]
Auuuugh.
[Book closed.
... though he's still going to check for a reply a moment later.]
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LOVE! AND! PEACE! LOVE! AND! PEACE! LOVE! AND! PEACE! LOVE! AND! PEACE! LOVE! AND! PEACE!
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You noticed, too, huh?
[Wait, how did he know? Were they that loud? Was it&mdash?]
They're broadcasting the ENTIRE THING!?!?!?
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[However, it's getting louder and louder from Sokka's own journal.]
On second hand, I'm getting nothing done listening to this.
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LOVE! AND! PEACE! LOVE! AND! PEACE! LOVE! AND! PEACE! LOVE! AND! PEACE! LOVE! AND! PEACE!
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Which meant he was adding to the yelling going on at the Avatar House.]
SHUT UP ALREADY! SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO READ AND YOU'RE NOT HELPING!
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WHY are you yelling? Why is EVERYONE yelling? [ Yeah she can definitely hear everyone in the house screaming, either about peace and love or at the people yelling about peace and love. ] Listen, I like peace and love as much if not more than the next person, but what is yelling about it supposed to to?!
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[ Okay Korra, calm down. It wasn't this guy's fault everyone in the house was yelling. …Wait, ok, no, it totally was. ]
I'm sure there are plenty of other ways to spread "peace and love."
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[ And she looks pointedly at the screen, as if she is suspecting this guy of THAT VERY THING. ]
People yelling isn't fun, anyway! There are better ways to have fun.
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[ The annoyance fades a little into a sigh. ]
Whatever. I guess if it helps some people. [ Although she doesn't sound happy about it. ] Everyone's differently. Just because I'd rather hit something than yell at it doesn't mean that helps everyone.
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You started on pretty loud too, you know. [ But she shakes her head. ] Do you do this often?
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And what would you consider often?
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And "often" is any time more than once. Basically what I'm asking is, should I expect this to happen again? Should I get ready for it? Get some earplugs?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[He breaks out in mad laughter at his own joke. Or is it a joke?]
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[ She's totally all for love and peace and yelling and things in general, but through the journal where her angry housemates could see it was looking like a bad idea. ]
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[Hint: You don't want his help.]
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[ Look, she knows it's probably a bad idea. But she can't help but wonder. If it involves more yelling she is slamming this journal shut, though. ]
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You know what? If that works, I will never complain about you yelling ever again.
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[ And just like that she completely switches feelings on this plan. ]
What are you saying, you want me to just grab everyone in a huge group hug? Hug our feelings out?
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[ But then she sighs. ] Still better than any idea I have, but I hope you don't mind if I don't use it.
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Love and peace! [He even claps his hands lightly as he says it, trying to start a rhythm.] Love and peace! Love and peace!
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Vash grins like a madman and starts speaking in rhythm to match her clapping. Even stopping the hand motion to clap along.] Love! And! Peace! Love! And! Peace!
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Love! And peace! Love and peace! Love! And! Peace!
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LOVE! AND! PEACE! LOVE! AND! PEACE! LOVE! AND! PEACE!
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Love! And! Peace! Love and peace!
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[He's slowly warming up to the idea!]
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[And here he clears his throat.]
LOVE AND PEACE!
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Heyyyyy! That's the spirit!
LOVE! AND! PEACE!
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[Okay, this is actually kind of fun now that he's giving it a try for himself.]
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You know, we could still make posters anyway, just to remind people who might not have heard this.
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[HE DID NOT AGREE TO THIS...]
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[And with that singsong answer Vash shuts his journal before Emil can refuse the offer.]
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