[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

[Vash had only just gotten off work and hadn’t checked his journal yet. Missing all those lovely little warning posts. Besides when he checked his journal this morning, he hadn’t had a chance to look at it the rest of the day. Although he had fallen asleep during work, even though his dreams hadn’t been bad at all, (nice dreams in fact) they had kept him up all night missing Rem and wondering who that little boy that looked almost exactly like him was suppose to be. Either way, he has some more information for Luceti’s favorite non!Gun!totting priest.]

Hey preacher-man! I had another dream I thought you’d be interested in! It was in another desert town, only you were there this time, and you know what? I’m pretty sure you were trying to kill me. Something about money… and a family… it turned out alright anyway… I think? We both oddly had ketchup bottles on us and pretended to be dead. Weird, huh?

Oh, and then you-

Grrrrrrrrrr.

N-n-niiiiiice doggie. Good doggie! Stay over th- NO! I said stay! Staaaaay! These are my donuts you big, scary, looking horror you!

Grrrrrr!

AH! Here then! [There’s a quick whoosh sound as Vash tosses a bag of donuts, but apparently that could be seen as a sign of an attack as the dog gives a bark and Vash lets out a scream and starts running.]

GAHHHH! GOOD DOGGIE! NICE DOGGIE! PLEASE DON’T EAT ME!

[Luckily for Vash the dog was more interested in scaring the idiot off. The chase doesn’t last too long, but feel free to catch Vash running with a dog behind him.]

Comments

[goldenglasses]

Because I'm pretty sure he was planning on trying to kill me.

[lostinmyway]

Oh, he wouldn't do that. He was trying to be your friend.

[goldenglasses]

Friends don't try to eat each other.

[lostinmyway]

Yes, that's right.

[goldenglasses]

[Vash just sighs.] So you see? That dog wasn't being nice.

[lostinmyway]

[Circuits...overloading.] ...Oh, he was just playing tag.

[goldenglasses]

HE WAS TRYING TO EAT ME!

Circular conversation is circular.

[lostinmyway]

I'm sure he wouldn't do that.

XD This is the thread that never ends~ Yes it goes on and on my friiiiiiiiiends~

[goldenglasses]

And why don't you think when he was trying to bite me so badly, that he wasn't trying to hurt me.

Some people staaaaaaaarted threading it not knowing what it was~

[lostinmyway]

Oh, he wouldn't really bite you. He was just pretending.

And they'll continue threading it forever just because this is the thread that never ends!

[goldenglasses]

I have a rip in my coat that says otherwise.

[lostinmyway]

[She bends down to take a look.] Oh, my, that was careless of him.

[goldenglasses]

WHY DO YOU KEEP THINKING HE WASN'T TRYING TO KILL ME!?

[lostinmyway]

[Grune blinks for a moment at the sudden volume.] ...Oh, because they're nice doggies.

[goldenglasses]

...and why do you think they're nice doggies?

[lostinmyway]

Oh, they were very friendly earlier. [Her husband, who had to rescue her from the friendly doggies, would vehemently disagree.]

[goldenglasses]

...they were? [He feels very skeptical for some reason.]

[lostinmyway]

Oh, yes. We were going to have so much fun together!

[goldenglasses]

Are you sure they weren't going to try to kill you?

[lostinmyway]

...Why would they want to kill me?

[goldenglasses]

Did they try to bite you?

[lostinmyway]

No.... [Because Dhaos hauled her out of there before the "doggie" could do more than growl.]

[goldenglasses]

They didn't? Are you sure it's the same type of dog?

[lostinmyway]

Oh, yes. Your doggie looks just like his friend.

[goldenglasses]

Then I doubt it didn't try to bite you.