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[Vash had only just gotten off work and hadn’t checked his journal yet. Missing all those lovely little warning posts. Besides when he checked his journal this morning, he hadn’t had a chance to look at it the rest of the day. Although he had fallen asleep during work, even though his dreams hadn’t been bad at all, (nice dreams in fact) they had kept him up all night missing Rem and wondering who that little boy that looked almost exactly like him was suppose to be. Either way, he has some more information for Luceti’s favorite non!Gun!totting priest.]

Hey preacher-man! I had another dream I thought you’d be interested in! It was in another desert town, only you were there this time, and you know what? I’m pretty sure you were trying to kill me. Something about money… and a family… it turned out alright anyway… I think? We both oddly had ketchup bottles on us and pretended to be dead. Weird, huh?

Oh, and then you-

Grrrrrrrrrr.

N-n-niiiiiice doggie. Good doggie! Stay over th- NO! I said stay! Staaaaay! These are my donuts you big, scary, looking horror you!

Grrrrrr!

AH! Here then! [There’s a quick whoosh sound as Vash tosses a bag of donuts, but apparently that could be seen as a sign of an attack as the dog gives a bark and Vash lets out a scream and starts running.]

GAHHHH! GOOD DOGGIE! NICE DOGGIE! PLEASE DON’T EAT ME!

[Luckily for Vash the dog was more interested in scaring the idiot off. The chase doesn’t last too long, but feel free to catch Vash running with a dog behind him.]

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That's -- HEY WHAT THE HELL?! [Ok this is suddenly less funny now that it's just him and the dog. Badou holds up both hands and starts to back away slowly.] Nice puppy! I'm not with that guy. I don't even know that guy. Never saw him in my life, and if I did I would think HE'S A COMPLETE JERK. [Hope you can hear that Vash.]

[Oh, he can hear. That's why he's shouting through that door.]

Not so funny when you're alone with it, is it!?

[Don't worry though, Vash wouldn't leave you completely alone out there. If it doesn't go away he'll be back out to help. As it is, seeing as it's "attacker" has fled and this other person doesn't seem to be making any threatening moves, the dog seems more interested in picking up the sent he was working on again.]

You're the one who pissed it off in the first place! Maybe you should come back out here and hug it out with the little meatgrinder!

[Well, he's not being attacked at the moment but he doesn't want to stand around here all day waiting for it to leave so he makes little shooing gestures at the dog.] Good puppy. Come on, go away already.

[Uh oh, it's coming over to get a sniff of you! Hopefully you haven't been kidnapped or anything recently!]

[No kidnappings recently but he was the last one to cook so if you can get past the cigarette smoke miasma he might still smell like delicious food.

He backs up another step.] No, ok, no. BAD. [And points in the direction of AWAY.] Shoo that way. You're doing the opposite of shoo and you should be ashamed. The other dogs are laughing at you right now.

[Nope, this dog is only interested in Shifts, but you're right! That smoke is hard to smell around, maybe an extra sniff to be sure!]

Hey - ok, that's a personal area - [Where is a rolled up newspaper when you need one? He's just going to give it a tap on the nose then. He's not trying to hurt it but it needs to go take Shooing When Told 101] Bad dog, leave me alone, dammit.

[This is a dog that attacked Vash for throwing DONUTS at it.]

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

[Oh. Shit.

Backing up towards Vash's hideout some urgency now.]

...Did I say bad? I meant sweet angelic sunflower who would never bite my face off or anything like that.

[It's as you back up towards Vash's hiding spot that a hand snakes out and pulls you into the building, slamming the door shut before the dog can enter with you.]

Nice distraction!

I wasn't trying to be a distraction! That dog is freaking psycho, man. It nearly took my arm clean off. [Except not really. BUT IT COULD HAVE.]

Hey, all it did was growl at you! It didn't even chase you!

It was just about to! What if it goes after more innocent bystanders because you pissed it off?! Maybe you should go out there and apologize.

ME?! I can't go out there! [Then again... innocents. Vash peers out the window with a sinking feeling in his stomach.] Are you sure it just won't... you know, go away?

I dunno, is it still out there?

...Maybe we can scare it off or something.

[Vash opens the door just a crack to take a peek.] It's headed back towards the forest.

[Badou leans over to take a peek too.] Good riddance. Next time you've gotta piss off some scary animal go for a gerbil or a ladybug or something instead.

I didn't do it on purpose!

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