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Vash the Stampede ([personal profile] goldenglasses) wrote2011-01-29 11:56 am

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[Hello, Luceti. There is a strawberry flavored donut with red frosting on top rolling through your streets. Just a lovely day for a quiet wal- roll through the snow don’t you think?]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! HOW DO I STOP MYSELF!?

[Yes. A great day for a quiet loud roll through the snow.]

[identity profile] undershades.livejournal.com 2011-01-30 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Giovanni makes no move to pick it up.]

...and a talking pastry.

[identity profile] undershades.livejournal.com 2011-01-30 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
This is a ridiculous "experiment". I don't understand the point of turning people into usually inanimate objects.

We're just being toyed with.

[identity profile] undershades.livejournal.com 2011-01-30 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
I wonder...

[He kicks the donut up with the toe of his foot, catching it in his hand.] If I eat you, does it count as cannibalism?

[identity profile] undershades.livejournal.com 2011-01-30 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Giovanni spins it around on his finger instead.]

Someone might be bound to if you don't hide yourself away, I would think.

[identity profile] undershades.livejournal.com 2011-01-30 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
I might almost be interested in what a donut being sick looks like.

[identity profile] undershades.livejournal.com 2011-01-30 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
Then I guess you'd best keep it in.

[identity profile] undershades.livejournal.com 2011-01-30 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[He does stop, holding the donut in the palm of his hand.]

If you have all the physical properties of the pastry, then how are you even getting dizzy?

[identity profile] undershades.livejournal.com 2011-01-30 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I don't know. Generally they're eaten.

[identity profile] undershades.livejournal.com 2011-01-30 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't say I was going to.

[identity profile] undershades.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Donuts don't have hearts.

[identity profile] undershades.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
Does it really? That would be fascinating. Someone should dissect you while you're still in this form.

[identity profile] undershades.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm just curious about this whole phenomenon, that's all.

[identity profile] undershades.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure you will.

Yet I haven't actually caused you any real harm.

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