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Vash the Stampede ([personal profile] goldenglasses) wrote2010-12-18 11:00 am
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Action - Fourth Wall!

[Vash had heard there were a lot more people here, but surely people must be exaggerating a little right? It must just be the start of the new feather cycle and there’s just a little more people here than normal. Right? Wrong. He realizes just how wrong he is as he heads towards the plaza for some groceries.]

Uh… excuse me. Pardon me. Um - could I get through please?

WHERE DID ALL YOU PEOPLE COME FROM!? And where are your wings?! [No really, why aren’t you falling over dead? Not that he’s not happy you’re not but… that’s not fair.] Ahaha…. do we even have enough places for all these people to stay?

YW-OUCH! Ow!! That was my foot! Please watch where you’re going!
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[identity profile] brokensandal.livejournal.com 2010-12-19 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
And now I will tell you once more. If you ever get in my way again, I will cause you infinite amounts of pain. [His hand is placed firmly on his katana, to show he's not bluffing.]
goldenglasses: (You really think so?)

[personal profile] goldenglasses 2010-12-19 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Vash puts his hands up in a passive and weak manner. See how pathetic he is? You don't want to fight something this pathetic now do you?] Ahh-h! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to get in the way. There are just so many people here, it's hard not to bump into each other!

[identity profile] brokensandal.livejournal.com 2010-12-19 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that so? I happen to know of a perfect way to fix this.
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (brb - loling)

[personal profile] goldenglasses 2010-12-19 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Say excuse me and they'll move. [Was he this bad when he turned? ...crap. He was.]

[identity profile] brokensandal.livejournal.com 2010-12-20 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
Or... I use my blade to cut them all down.
goldenglasses: (I hate it when the donut is a lie)

[personal profile] goldenglasses 2010-12-20 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
No, no. That won't work at all. It makes such a mess and then you might slip.

[identity profile] brokensandal.livejournal.com 2010-12-20 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know about you, Prissy Boy, but I don't mind getting my clothes a little dirty.
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (I didn't do it!!)

[personal profile] goldenglasses 2010-12-20 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
But why go through the work of cleaning it when it'd take up much less energy to just you know... not slaughter anyone.

[identity profile] brokensandal.livejournal.com 2010-12-20 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Who said anything about cleaning it up?
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (Meryl has her man whipped good)

[personal profile] goldenglasses 2010-12-20 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
It will start to smell bad if you leave it on your clothes.

[identity profile] brokensandal.livejournal.com 2010-12-20 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's quiet for a few seconds. Then he just starts laughing. One of those horrible roaring laughters that only bad guys can pull off.]
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (Shit... it's just one of those days)

[personal profile] goldenglasses 2010-12-20 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh god, Vash HATES those kinds of laughs.]

[identity profile] brokensandal.livejournal.com 2010-12-20 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Nice try, kid. Now beat it before I get really mad.
goldenglasses: (I hate it when the donut is a lie)

[personal profile] goldenglasses 2010-12-20 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright, alright I'm going, I'm going. [Although you may have a stalker from now on.]

[identity profile] brokensandal.livejournal.com 2010-12-21 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[And thus, the stalker becomes the... stalkeed?]
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