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Vash the Stampede ([personal profile] goldenglasses) wrote2010-12-18 11:00 am

Action - Fourth Wall!

[Vash had heard there were a lot more people here, but surely people must be exaggerating a little right? It must just be the start of the new feather cycle and there’s just a little more people here than normal. Right? Wrong. He realizes just how wrong he is as he heads towards the plaza for some groceries.]

Uh… excuse me. Pardon me. Um - could I get through please?

WHERE DID ALL YOU PEOPLE COME FROM!? And where are your wings?! [No really, why aren’t you falling over dead? Not that he’s not happy you’re not but… that’s not fair.] Ahaha…. do we even have enough places for all these people to stay?

YW-OUCH! Ow!! That was my foot! Please watch where you’re going!

[identity profile] solo-steelwing.livejournal.com 2010-12-19 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
...bleeeech.

[Oh yeah, that's not even remotely appealing. Skarmory leans back, looking a little sickened.]

Maaan, I'm HUNGRY! And there's nothing but humans around here? You don't ALL taste like that, RIGHT?

[identity profile] solo-steelwing.livejournal.com 2010-12-19 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
...HUH!

[Eyes narrowing...]

So what good is THAT, if you can't even be EATEN? Seems pretty POINTLESS!

[identity profile] solo-steelwing.livejournal.com 2010-12-20 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
[....lol]

Maaaan! You're a FUNNY meatscrap!

[identity profile] solo-steelwing.livejournal.com 2010-12-20 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
SKRAA! That's not something you can just tell a HUNTER!

[He flails around as though the very thought of it is painful.]

[identity profile] solo-steelwing.livejournal.com 2010-12-20 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
Don't even THINK about something like that!!

[/fume fume]

I've got my HONOR to keep, meatscrap!

[identity profile] solo-steelwing.livejournal.com 2010-12-21 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
You'd BETTER not!

[He hops from foot to foot, jabbing at the air with his free talon in a totally badass display of badassery.

Totally.]