Action - Fourth Wall!

[goldenglasses]

[Vash had heard there were a lot more people here, but surely people must be exaggerating a little right? It must just be the start of the new feather cycle and there’s just a little more people here than normal. Right? Wrong. He realizes just how wrong he is as he heads towards the plaza for some groceries.]

Uh… excuse me. Pardon me. Um - could I get through please?

WHERE DID ALL YOU PEOPLE COME FROM!? And where are your wings?! [No really, why aren’t you falling over dead? Not that he’s not happy you’re not but… that’s not fair.] Ahaha…. do we even have enough places for all these people to stay?

YW-OUCH! Ow!! That was my foot! Please watch where you’re going!

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[doooonuts.livejournal.com]

[Actually, it pops right out of his hands. And then waddles—yes, waddles—toward the forest.










What the fuck.]

[goldenglasses]

[Just as he's about to take a bite the donut escapes and Vash's teeth clink together between thin air.]

What...? [His donut!] I think... I need to lay down. [He has SO had it.]

Toasters that talk, birds made of knives, and now even the donuts are running from me! I quit! I want to go home! Or at least go back to when things were kinda normal here! When the streets weren't crowded and the donuts didn't walk away!