[Voice/Action]

[goldenglasses]

[Today, Vash can be found most anywhere, except his place. He’s avoiding CH4 for some reason right now. He’ll be leaving at the crack of dawn and staying out until very late at night. He also doesn’t stop to visit the bakery. The item shop and grocery store are fair game, and so is the bar. He’ll be bopping around until he starts to feel restless and move on, but he has a very important announcement to make.]

[Filtered from Legato and Yuber//100% Unhackable]

Hey, everyone! It was Naoki’s birthday last week. Not a fun week for a birthday, so we need a party to celebrate it the right way. If you’re a friend of Naoki, seen him on the street, or just want to meet him? You’re invited! How about… two days from now! On the ninth in house number thirty one! There’s not too many people living around there so we can be loud without upsetting anyone! [Comment spam log to come in a couple days~]

Oh… Sanji, you can make the cake, right?

[A bit later, Vash will be at the flower shop and again notice that Flonne isn’t there.]

Has anyone heard from Flonne in a while? I haven’t seen her around the flower shop at all lately.

[…ahah, yeah. Vash just isn’t going to mention that post of Legato’s.]

[Edited after being given the idea] Hey! Brook! Luka! Do you think you two could help with the music!?

Comments

[notabluesbro]

...Having trouble coming down from those clouds, needle noggin?

[goldenglasses]

Oh, like you weren't helping out and signed me up for the silly tournament for the same thing. [Oh look, their apartment. He's going to stand out here though so Meryl hopefully won't hear this argument over pretty women. Crush? Who has a crush? Oh no, he's just worried about the back of BOTH their heads getting smashed in.]

[notabluesbro]

Don't be ridiculous! It was the grace of God, my job as priest, that led me to those poor weary souls.

[goldenglasses]

And signing me up for that tournament instead of doing it yourself?

[notabluesbro]

God told me to, obviously~

[goldenglasses]

He did not.

[notabluesbro]

A man of the cloth knows these things, spikey~

[goldenglasses]

[Vash just sighs, he has a feeling he won't win this fight, even if he should.] Whatever you say preacher man.

...nails are better, actually. :Da

[notabluesbro]

Excellent.

[Poor Vash never seems to win! Maybe he should be as annoying and troll-like as Wolfwood. Learn from the worst best of 'em!

He starts into his room, pauses, and looks out at the other gunslinger for a moment.]

By the way, God also told me to nail your bedroom door shut.

[And he closes his door happily.]

Nails make everything better!

[goldenglasses]

YOU WHAT?! [And this is Vash. Running for his room. You can bet that bedroom door of yours is not staying shut long if you really did try to nail his door shut.]

Music to my ears. :')

[notabluesbro]

[Oohoho, he did. He really did. It's for pissing him off earlier. He decided that instead of blatant serious anger, he'd just take the more... creative route.

Do you like this penmanship? 8D]

[goldenglasses]

[No he doesn't. Vash is going to come bursting into that bedroom of yours, unless you were smart and put a lock on it, then he's just pounding on it.] WOLFWOOD! Get out here and take these nails out of my door!

[notabluesbro]

[Of course it's locked; what am I, a doofus?]

[btw LOLING]

[goldenglasses]

Hey Wolfwood... where's the cat? [Come on kitty! Don't let him down! Be in that room like you always are!]

1/3

[notabluesbro]

[...]

[notabluesbro]

[Suddenly, there's a wonderful racket from the priest, and then the sound of a door slamming! Just... not the bedroom door.]

[notabluesbro]

She's in the closet.

[goldenglasses]

[D-damn that didn't get him out.] Wolfwood you come out here and take these nails out of my door right now or I'll shoot your door down.

[notabluesbro]

You're going to alarm all the people in the complex by firing at my door?

Tsk, tsk.

[goldenglasses]

[Is that the sound of a gun cocking? I'm pretty sure that's the sound of a gun being cocked.]

[notabluesbro]

...

[Quietly smokes and ignores this.]

[goldenglasses]

[And after a couple moments.] Aw, come on Wolfwood! Did you really need to nail my door shut!?

[notabluesbro]

Yeeeep. You're a smart boy, I'm sure you can figure out how to fix it.

[goldenglasses]

I'm going to get you back for this... somehow.

[notabluesbro]

It's such a cruel never-ending cycle. Just wait until you piss me off again, I'll make sure to out-do myself.

[He suddenly feels sooo much better, thanks! 8D]