[Action/Voice] (Due to mun fail of getting her days mixed up, this is forward dated for tomorrow XD)

[goldenglasses]

[The other day Vash had been horrified to find every time he tried to leave the apartment he found his traditional jacket missing and a horrible sweater, pants, hat, make-up, and accessory in its place. Of course, like most, he first tried to rip it off, but of course that failed and now he's decided to just make the best of things.

So he's walking around town, checking out the Halloween decorations, with donuts shoved onto his new 'claw' trying to make the best of the situation. Eventually he takes out his journal.]

[Filtered from Legato // 100% Unhackable]

So... I'm assuming the forced costume part isn't a normal part of Halloween, is it? The decorations are kinda cute. Well, I guess if you like bats and spiders. The happy-looking pumpkin faces are cute, though. [A pause as he thinks it over.] So, what exactly is this holiday supposed to be about? [No really, he's confused. There's so many cute things mixed in with scary things he's not sure what to think about it.] Something about the dead coming back, so we get candy? How does that exact--[There's a sharp, and rather frightened gasp, as Vash suddenly drops his book and it slams shut.]

Comments

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

[Swallowing his mouthfull.] Don't worry, I made sure the claws were clean first. [Because that's TOTALLY what you meant? Okay, Vash knows that's not what you meant but he'd like you to continue to think he's an idiot.]

[Voice]

[blackenedchaos.livejournal.com]

Does that really matter? It's that sound that was disgusting. [Yeah, demon doesn't need to eat, so hearing chewing on the voice feed is not only going to be pathetic human weakness, but gross.]

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

Sorry, I get excited and forget not to talk with my mouth full when I'm eating a really good donut!

[Voice]

[blackenedchaos.livejournal.com]

Weak and pathetic human.

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

You know, maybe you wouldn't be so grumpy if you ate more donuts!

[Voice]

[blackenedchaos.livejournal.com]

I have no need for human food you idiot.

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

You don't need it, or can't eat it? There's a difference, just because you don't have to doesn't mean you can't enjoy a good donut!

[Voice]

[blackenedchaos.livejournal.com]

It's pointless and disgusting even if I could.

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

Hey now, you can't call something disgusting if you don't give it a chance!

[Voice]

[blackenedchaos.livejournal.com]

I found nothing enjoyable about human food.

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

Have you tried good human food, or just stuff you cooked?

[Voice]

[blackenedchaos.livejournal.com]

[Hey, he actually had to eat for two weeks, you think he was going to live off his cooking?] Does it matter? Meat seems like it would be far more enjoyable raw because the smell is far more sweet with the blood still there even if it is cold.

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

...ew.

[Voice]

[blackenedchaos.livejournal.com]

[And the funny part is that Yuber still has yet to say what actually sustains him.]

My thoughts about your donuts.

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

[Shrugs] More for me I guess. [Does not feel like getting into a pointless fight with you.]

[Voice]

[blackenedchaos.livejournal.com]

Unless I burn down the bakery.

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

Yes, unless you burn down the bakery.

Can't you find something better to do with your time?

[Voice]

[blackenedchaos.livejournal.com]

There is nothing better than glorious chaos.

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

There are plenty of better things you could be doing.

[Voice]

[blackenedchaos.livejournal.com]

In your limited human perspective only.

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

I wouldn't call it a limited one.

[Voice]

[blackenedchaos.livejournal.com]

It is very limited.

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

Well, I think you're view is even more limited, as you're not willing to try new things.

[Voice]

[blackenedchaos.livejournal.com]

I've found any human things I've tried to be tedious at best.

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

Oh, what have you tried?