Vash the Stampede (
goldenglasses) wrote2010-09-24 01:07 pm
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Entry tags:
- always ends up upside down,
- april,
- april has a comfy lap,
- can i go home now?,
- derek,
- dnw!!!!,
- hijikata toshizō,
- jacky,
- kohaku,
- kushi,
- mayoi,
- nami,
- narcolepsy,
- narcolepsy sucks,
- not my sammich!,
- not the roof!,
- raph,
- sammich!,
- samurai jack,
- teleporting sucks,
- touch the sammich and die,
- wolfwood,
- ~event
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[Vash had just finished raiding his fridge and made himself a ham sandwich. It was perfect. Cheese, mayo, lettuce, tomato, and plenty of ham! He set it on the table and with a smile on his face he was just about to sit down and enjoy this tasty meal when - Poof!
He found himself falling backwards into the nothingness where his chair should have been. What was worse? He found himself falling head over heels off of someone’s roof.] GAHHHHHHHH! [Luckily Vash’s coat snags on the gutter so instead of falling to the ground, he’s stuck hanging upside from the roof. Whose roof? Maybe your roof!]
What the hell was th-snore. [And Vash is out. Come find the sleeping gunman hanging somewhere? He’ll be teleporting more than this, so maybe you’ll find him sleeping in your bed, next to the fountain, in a tree, or maybe in your lap! Just tell me where you’d like to find him or I’ll make something up - just go for it and have fun!
Oh and Wolfwood? He‘s going to be very displeased if he finds you ate his sandwich when he finally comes home.]
(OOC: And if he shows up in your home (or on it) I'm cool with housemates or just anyone really threadjacking! The more the merrier right?)
He found himself falling backwards into the nothingness where his chair should have been. What was worse? He found himself falling head over heels off of someone’s roof.] GAHHHHHHHH! [Luckily Vash’s coat snags on the gutter so instead of falling to the ground, he’s stuck hanging upside from the roof. Whose roof? Maybe your roof!]
What the hell was th-snore. [And Vash is out. Come find the sleeping gunman hanging somewhere? He’ll be teleporting more than this, so maybe you’ll find him sleeping in your bed, next to the fountain, in a tree, or maybe in your lap! Just tell me where you’d like to find him or I’ll make something up - just go for it and have fun!
Oh and Wolfwood? He‘s going to be very displeased if he finds you ate his sandwich when he finally comes home.]
(OOC: And if he shows up in your home (or on it) I'm cool with housemates or just anyone really threadjacking! The more the merrier right?)
NOW DONE! HA!
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Job's done. Wolfwood sits down with his journal and flips all relaxed-like through it.]
I don't know, you probably hit it being a moron. What did I tell you about climbing high crap when you're always falling asleep?
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You really expect me to think y—
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[He walks around the kitchen until he draws to a pause, a sandwich sitting upon the table.]
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[With it rather obvious no one was home, Jack moved to the window and opened the curtains. He might as well try to find out where he is if he was truly lost.]
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[Somehow, the red-coated, porcupine-haired man who was just one of many to assault the samurai's tent was dangling from yet ANOTHER tree.]
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Excuse me, sir? I have this sandwich here...it would be a shame if its maker could not eat it...
[Jack held up the sandwich in its safe bundle, dangling it back and forth slightly.]
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Vat's dat sandvich? Kill zem all? Good idea!
Sammich? ;_; Not you too sammich! Think love and peace! LOVE! AND! PEACE!
You may have won the sammich, but you lost the olive!
NOT THE OLIVE! *wibble* So mean
You could say that it has...*put on shades* a pit of evil
Pffffffffft.... *can't even respond to that*
YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!
*Faliure*
A desert of...GREAT FLAMING CACTI!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SCARY!
AND THERE ARE NO DONUTS IN THE FUTURE!!
No.... you lie! YOU LIE! D<
SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS, YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE!!
NEVER! I REFUSES TO BELIEVE IN A WORLD WITHOUT DONUTS!
NO VASH YOU ARE THE DONUTS!!
...I may be okay with this.
For every donut you eat, you devour part of yourself...
But if I eat it... then it becomes a part of me?
It is a vicious cycle...you masochist.
But... the donuts!
The donut is a lie!
YOU LIE!
Do I? Or are you just afraid of the truth?
I'm afraid...
The truth...of how donuts get those holes in them...>:D
*GASP!* YOU KNOW THE SECERT!?
You take a jellyfilled donut...
Mmmhmm, jelly
Well...you grab a gun, take aim at the donut's center...
I see... You're so wise!
Years of training with masters of the world will do that
Thank you for teaching me oh wise one!
The wise one forgot about this tag >.>
S'all good!
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