Vash the Stampede (
goldenglasses) wrote2010-09-24 01:07 pm
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Entry tags:
- always ends up upside down,
- april,
- april has a comfy lap,
- can i go home now?,
- derek,
- dnw!!!!,
- hijikata toshizō,
- jacky,
- kohaku,
- kushi,
- mayoi,
- nami,
- narcolepsy,
- narcolepsy sucks,
- not my sammich!,
- not the roof!,
- raph,
- sammich!,
- samurai jack,
- teleporting sucks,
- touch the sammich and die,
- wolfwood,
- ~event
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[Vash had just finished raiding his fridge and made himself a ham sandwich. It was perfect. Cheese, mayo, lettuce, tomato, and plenty of ham! He set it on the table and with a smile on his face he was just about to sit down and enjoy this tasty meal when - Poof!
He found himself falling backwards into the nothingness where his chair should have been. What was worse? He found himself falling head over heels off of someone’s roof.] GAHHHHHHHH! [Luckily Vash’s coat snags on the gutter so instead of falling to the ground, he’s stuck hanging upside from the roof. Whose roof? Maybe your roof!]
What the hell was th-snore. [And Vash is out. Come find the sleeping gunman hanging somewhere? He’ll be teleporting more than this, so maybe you’ll find him sleeping in your bed, next to the fountain, in a tree, or maybe in your lap! Just tell me where you’d like to find him or I’ll make something up - just go for it and have fun!
Oh and Wolfwood? He‘s going to be very displeased if he finds you ate his sandwich when he finally comes home.]
(OOC: And if he shows up in your home (or on it) I'm cool with housemates or just anyone really threadjacking! The more the merrier right?)
He found himself falling backwards into the nothingness where his chair should have been. What was worse? He found himself falling head over heels off of someone’s roof.] GAHHHHHHHH! [Luckily Vash’s coat snags on the gutter so instead of falling to the ground, he’s stuck hanging upside from the roof. Whose roof? Maybe your roof!]
What the hell was th-snore. [And Vash is out. Come find the sleeping gunman hanging somewhere? He’ll be teleporting more than this, so maybe you’ll find him sleeping in your bed, next to the fountain, in a tree, or maybe in your lap! Just tell me where you’d like to find him or I’ll make something up - just go for it and have fun!
Oh and Wolfwood? He‘s going to be very displeased if he finds you ate his sandwich when he finally comes home.]
(OOC: And if he shows up in your home (or on it) I'm cool with housemates or just anyone really threadjacking! The more the merrier right?)
MY CABBAG-err--MY TENT!
Um, excuse me...sir?
Must... destroy... cabbage car... I mean... tent!
It's the weight of all that hair gel!!
He does use a lot. Good thing it's all free here!
Huh...? Mhmm... What? [He finally blinks his eyes open and... oh, hello person he doesn't know.]
Oh... uh... hello!
...why are you upside down?
Humanoid Typhoon: source of most hair gel sales
Ah, so THAT's why they call him that! 1/3
OH CRAP!
[He has all of two seconds to try to free himself when-]
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I have no idea.
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[Could not be Aku, it had been confirmed he had been sent away from Luceti...]
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[What kind of demon turns into a small creature to run away?]
But, it seems we have yet to be introduced. [Jack bowed towards the spiked-haired man.] They call me Jack.
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[And removing the branch as well as moving the camp away from the rest of the trees.]
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I do not much like burglars climbing up my gutters. Especially ones who climb upside-down wearing - Hey! Are you asleep?
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Mmmhmm... ham....
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[She throws down the pots with another loud clatter.] Fine, come in. Even though you're creeping around my window like a thief, I would feel a little badly if you fell.
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But, uh - my name is Frank! I'm a hunter of peace! Chasing the elusive mayfly known as love!
As for sleeping upside down in people's gutters? Hm. No, that's not a usual thing for me. Ahahaha...
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...to be honest, the last thing I remembered was I was making sandwich. [Okay, he remembers the roof falling bit too, but it'd be hard to explain why he fell asleep without mentioning his problem.]
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So what kind of job has a pretty lady like you hanging around in gutters?
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...maybe I should go.
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[And with that, she'll close the door.]
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...yup, that is definitely a Vash hanging off her roof.]
...uh.
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No Wolfwood, it's you're trun to pay.
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Wake up.
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Gak..gah...aaaaaahhhh...OW!
[But at least he's awake now?]
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3/4 HA!
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O-oh... hey there Nami!
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[Actually, sleeping there's not a crime. She'd have had to lock Ginko up by now. But hanging half off the roof like that? Something is distinctly afoot.]
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Upside down.
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Jumping down off the roof and grabbing him by his coat.] Spill.
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And if I had a choice in the matter, why would I pick the roof!?
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If you don't want to tell me, just say so.
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That's...not good. On either count.
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Well... with Legato, even knowing about him can't really stop him. I'm assuming Sanji filled you in on most of it. Blue-ish hair, yellow eyes, long white coat with spikes on the shoulder and a skull on the other.
He can invade people's minds. Control their bodies by his will alone and he can do it over great distances.
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[Ahahah. She's probably doomed. :|]
Is there anything he wants, or is he just a nutcase like the rest of them?
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The best way to not get his attention is to keep him from finding out we're friends.
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...but they can at least be sensible about it.] I'll just lock anything I want to say to you across the journals, then. [Pausing. And then bluntly.] It's inevitable that he tracks everyone down though, Vash. Luceti is a small place. The best we can do is delay him as long as possible and hope either he goes home or a way can be found to deal with him.
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Anyway-- [And she'll arch an eyebrow at him--] You're smarter than that.
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...sigh.]
I hope you'll be right one day, Vash.
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[April is not easily scared or freaked out. But this is WAY beyond anything that's ever happened to her before. Young men just didn't typically appear from nowhere with their heads...yeah, right in her lap.]
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[Sleeping young men! Appearing in her lap! He's heavy!]
Hey! W-wake up! It's...
[Woman up, O'Neil.]
SIR! GET OFF OF ME.
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Hello? Helloooo? Wakey wakey, mister instant appearance!
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Uh--I think you're thinking of someone else. I'm APRIL. April. [She pokes him again, hoping her screaming from earlier didn't alarm anyone else in the house. Like Donnie, or Derek, or---]
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The shell is goin' -
[His eyes travel to Vash.]
HEY!
[He sheathes his sai and storms over to grab Vash by the collar, intent on dragging him off of April.]
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He what?
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G'mornin' sunshine.
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Oh, is that a fist?
OW! Yup! That was a fist.] OW! Jeez! What was that for!
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Here, have more Not Normal
He stops dead, looking at the group of people on the floor.]
Raph...don't kill him; he's a friend. His name is Vash. [He glances at April and then quickly away.] Sorry 'bout this.
[And he'll turn to the bathroom...where the shower he was so rudely pulled out of is still running, and disappear inside, quietly closing the door. The sound of the faucet being turned off can be heard.
'Scuse him while he gets some clothes on, folks.]
/threadjumps to hit that
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Familiar? [Oh. Hi Derek.] Well. There's one thing that looks familiar.
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/threadjumps again because.
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What is wrong with you people!?
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...Nothing. Seems a lot of people are getting bounced around for some reason. Whole bunch of us wound up in the square.
[No, he wasn't just walking through the room naked. Really]
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Uh--APRIL. Is my name. And. I'm fine. [More with it, now. She tries to speak in soothing tones and gestures toward their visitor's face.]
Are you alright?
Sorry guys, something came up so I'm going to be very slow for a day or two
No worries! Epic backtagging ftw
He charges over to Vash like a stampeding bull. That is his buddy's girl you're talking to, you wackbag!]
Get out!
Yus! We must do the Epic Thang!
Derek will get between them best he can, although he will shoot Vash a somewhat disbelieving look. Laying it on a bit thick for a first meeting, there, dude, aren't ya?.]
Raph! Cut it out.
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[Slowly moves for the door in a: See! I'm not doing anything funny or quick movements! Sort of way.] Nice seeing you again Derek and meeting your friends.
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...Maybe we can get together when everyone isn't freaked out.
[Or passed out and/or naked]
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/keywords forever
Look--maybe we can make it up to you. The whole punch in the face thing. I'll cook you dinner or something. You could bring this Meryl person too, okay?
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[Awkward.]
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Derek will quietly but firmly get in Raphael's way, effectively keeping himself between turtle and plantman the whole time.]
Nice seeing you, Vash.
[Dude. Seriously, run for it.]
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Oh-[Aw, sorry Raph. He just stopped with his hand over the journal.] Actually, better not do it over the journals though. There's someone here and... I'd rather he not know what I was up to. [Or you know... he's afraid of him slaughtering you all.]
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And still staying between Raph and Vash.
For God's fucking sake, man, get out! FLIRT LATER.]
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So now you're goin' on a date with that moron!?
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Raphael, bunch of people just got teleported to the square butt ass naked.
Wouldn't be surprised if he got teleported too. Doesn't make him a moron.
[He looks at April] Really am sorry about that unexpected show. Need me for anything, I'll be in my room.
[Because he knows damn well better than to get between a woman and her temper.]
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[The "naked" story Derek has told doesn't help with her blushing problem. "Need me for anything..." Whoa.]
Hey, it's fine Derek no problem happens a lot I mean it doesn't happen a lot actually but these things happen is what I meant to say. No harm done!
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It's taken all his willpower to be dignified about it all up to now. But without the whole Raph trying to kill Vash thing, now he has nothing else to concentrate on.
So, yeah...it might be hard to notice under that tan, but April's not the only one with a blushing problem.
He'll bite back a sigh, but that nervous habit he has of running his hand through his hair is in full force as he shakes his head.]
It's okay, April...just...
I'll see you guys later.
[And yeah...headed for the hall now, before it becomes really noticeable that he's not doing too well with it, either.]
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Yeah, well I say you're all morons.
[And he's so out of here, too, before he says anything stupid.]
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I'm going to look back on this one day and wonder to myself, "April, what the hell was that?" [She shakes her head and picks up her art supplies before leaving the room. Maybe it's time to go take a walk.]
[OOC: FUN THREAD!!!!! THANKS GUYS!]
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April! Don't leave the house! The square is full of people without their clothes on!
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And...yeah, it's probably not anything I haven't seen before.
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Uh---has anything happened to you?
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[April? Taking names. Kicking ass might come later.]
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[Don tries to subtly herd April back into the house. Definitely not a good day for taking a walk.]
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What I mean is I'm going to have to take some measures, my friend, if you don't let me go.
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But April, what if your clothes disappear?
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[And then he moves aside. Experiments can last for a week and he can't guard the door twenty-four hours a day. Besides, he doesn't think he could hold up under April's glare for five minutes.]
[Take care of yourself out there, April.]
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[Who is he to stand in the way of SCIENCE?]
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Fine. Fine, I'll stay. If it matters to you.
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Uhm..
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Poking now!]
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[What did she say she'd feel if he fell?] Ow....
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OH NO, THE POOR TREE!She'll quickly fly down behind him.]A-are you okay?!
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Is Vash, her next door neighbor, on her bed sleeping?!]
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She quietly sneaks over and pinches his nose, cutting off the air supply. It isn't right to fight someone who's defenseless.]
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This must be the worst prank in the world!
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And it's not a prank! This isn't where I remember falling asleep!
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Wow, I didn't think Vash could be such a tsundere.
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Not again... hey, Needle Noggin! Wake your ass up! How'd you even get up there?
[Yeah, he basically picks up a palm-sized rock and flings it at the spikey-haired man. What won't kill you will make you stronger.]
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Okay, that might work...! No one in sight, either. Meryl's off and about... Perfect.]
[Deeeep breath, and—]
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NOT DONE!
NOW DONE! HA!
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Job's done. Wolfwood sits down with his journal and flips all relaxed-like through it.]
I don't know, you probably hit it being a moron. What did I tell you about climbing high crap when you're always falling asleep?
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You really expect me to think y—
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[He walks around the kitchen until he draws to a pause, a sandwich sitting upon the table.]
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[With it rather obvious no one was home, Jack moved to the window and opened the curtains. He might as well try to find out where he is if he was truly lost.]
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[Somehow, the red-coated, porcupine-haired man who was just one of many to assault the samurai's tent was dangling from yet ANOTHER tree.]
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Excuse me, sir? I have this sandwich here...it would be a shame if its maker could not eat it...
[Jack held up the sandwich in its safe bundle, dangling it back and forth slightly.]
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...you haven't seen an annoying preacher man with a giant cross running around have you?
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[Though Jack could not grab the porcupine-headed odd man from the tree from where he stood, he at least could hand off the sandwich.]
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Uh... sorry about your tent... again, but you know there's an empty apartment in this building if you need a place to stay.
Could you! I'm starving! [Sammich! Reunited at last!]
Vat's dat sandvich? Kill zem all? Good idea!
Sammich? ;_; Not you too sammich! Think love and peace! LOVE! AND! PEACE!
You may have won the sammich, but you lost the olive!
NOT THE OLIVE! *wibble* So mean
You could say that it has...*put on shades* a pit of evil
[Carefully, he gripped his legs around the branch, free the first caught bits of red coat.]
Pffffffffft.... *can't even respond to that*
[Hazzah! Partly free! But better hurry, now that the weight isn't nicely distributed there's a ripping sound slowly picking up speed.]
YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!
*Faliure*
A desert of...GREAT FLAMING CACTI!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SCARY!
AND THERE ARE NO DONUTS IN THE FUTURE!!
No.... you lie! YOU LIE! D<
SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS, YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE!!
NEVER! I REFUSES TO BELIEVE IN A WORLD WITHOUT DONUTS!
NO VASH YOU ARE THE DONUTS!!
...I may be okay with this.
For every donut you eat, you devour part of yourself...
But if I eat it... then it becomes a part of me?
It is a vicious cycle...you masochist.
But... the donuts!
The donut is a lie!
YOU LIE!
Do I? Or are you just afraid of the truth?
I'm afraid...
The truth...of how donuts get those holes in them...>:D
*GASP!* YOU KNOW THE SECERT!?
You take a jellyfilled donut...
Mmmhmm, jelly
Well...you grab a gun, take aim at the donut's center...
I see... You're so wise!
Years of training with masters of the world will do that
Thank you for teaching me oh wise one!
Ah, Wolfwood might have something! [He's a priest! He should totally be cool with Vash giving his things to the needy! Muw ha ha!]
The wise one forgot about this tag >.>
S'all good!
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[He gazed around at the apartment, taking it in fully now that he did not have someone to rescue from a tree and a sandwich to transport.] How many others share this dwelling with you? It seems too spacious to house only one person.
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I live here with Wolfwood and Meryl. We all come from the same world. [And busting into Wolfwood's room to get the shoes.]
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You'd remember her if you met her. She's a bit on the short side and yells a lot.
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Luceti is just no good. ]
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Hijikata, after much observation, steps up and gives part of that coat a sharp tug, hoping to dislodge Vash. ]
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If this is some kind of prank, you'll find I don't take to them well.
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>D