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[Vash had just finished raiding his fridge and made himself a ham sandwich. It was perfect. Cheese, mayo, lettuce, tomato, and plenty of ham! He set it on the table and with a smile on his face he was just about to sit down and enjoy this tasty meal when - Poof!

He found himself falling backwards into the nothingness where his chair should have been. What was worse? He found himself falling head over heels off of someone’s roof.] GAHHHHHHHH! [Luckily Vash’s coat snags on the gutter so instead of falling to the ground, he’s stuck hanging upside from the roof. Whose roof? Maybe your roof!]

What the hell was th-snore. [And Vash is out. Come find the sleeping gunman hanging somewhere? He’ll be teleporting more than this, so maybe you’ll find him sleeping in your bed, next to the fountain, in a tree, or maybe in your lap! Just tell me where you’d like to find him or I’ll make something up - just go for it and have fun!

Oh and Wolfwood? He‘s going to be very displeased if he finds you ate his sandwich when he finally comes home.]

(OOC: And if he shows up in your home (or on it) I'm cool with housemates or just anyone really threadjacking! The more the merrier right?)

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[Raph just facepalms.]

Yeah, well I say you're all morons.

[And he's so out of here, too, before he says anything stupid.]

[And April finds herself alone again.]

I'm going to look back on this one day and wonder to myself, "April, what the hell was that?" [She shakes her head and picks up her art supplies before leaving the room. Maybe it's time to go take a walk.]

[OOC: FUN THREAD!!!!! THANKS GUYS!]

[And as April is on her way out, she meets a Turtle coming the other way.]

April! Don't leave the house! The square is full of people without their clothes on!

Don! YOU HAVE NO CLOTHES ON! [April puts on a mock-shocked look, hands on hips.]

And...yeah, it's probably not anything I haven't seen before.

What - [Oh. You almost got him there, April.] No, April, I'm serious! Dozens of humans not wearing anything!

Donnie, I just saw Derek TOTALLY NAKED. [She suppresses a smile.] And I just ended up with a strange man in my lap, out of nowhere. I think it's one of those experiments...

[Just. Horrified.] April, I'm so sorry. This is the worst experiment yet.

Yeah. It's absolutely horrible.

Uh---has anything happened to you?

[In an appalled whisper:] I got hugged by a girl with no pants.

That's...great, Don. Who was she?

[April? Taking names. Kicking ass might come later.]

Her name is Usagi, but she's a human. [There is definitely a logical connection between these things.]

Usagi. Right. Gotcha. [In that they're both bunnies? Maybe.]

[Ah, so she has been picking up some Japanese from hanging around the guys.]

[Don tries to subtly herd April back into the house. Definitely not a good day for taking a walk.]

Don--look---what--are you doing? [Because she wants to go for a stroll--things are EXCITING out here!]

What do you mean? [As he strategically occupies the entire doorway.]

[April tries to loom in an "I'm leaving now and there is nothing you are going to do about it" kind of way.]

What I mean is I'm going to have to take some measures, my friend, if you don't let me go.

[You can't outloom him. He can throw you over his shoulder and carry you wherever he wants. Also, he's completely in the right on this one, since he's doing it for your own good.]

But April, what if your clothes disappear?

What if my whatnow?

The experiment! What if it happens to you? While you're out there?

Donnie, I am ready for anything that out there has to dish out. [She playfully punches his shoulder.]

[The punch has absolutely no effect. Don continues to stand there, challenging April to pass him.]

[And then he moves aside. Experiments can last for a week and he can't guard the door twenty-four hours a day. Besides, he doesn't think he could hold up under April's glare for five minutes.]

[Take care of yourself out there, April.]

Hey---[She frowns. Why so much giving up on things, Donnie?]---you're not even going to try to duct tape me to an immovable object?

You wanted to know about the experiments. So - [He gestures to the door.] Go find out.

[Who is he to stand in the way of SCIENCE?]

[She chews on her lower lip. He's...okay, she'll bite. Reverse psychology be damned.]

Fine. Fine, I'll stay. If it matters to you.

[A small smile.] I'd feel better.

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