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[goldenglasses]

[Vash had just finished raiding his fridge and made himself a ham sandwich. It was perfect. Cheese, mayo, lettuce, tomato, and plenty of ham! He set it on the table and with a smile on his face he was just about to sit down and enjoy this tasty meal when - Poof!

He found himself falling backwards into the nothingness where his chair should have been. What was worse? He found himself falling head over heels off of someone’s roof.] GAHHHHHHHH! [Luckily Vash’s coat snags on the gutter so instead of falling to the ground, he’s stuck hanging upside from the roof. Whose roof? Maybe your roof!]

What the hell was th-snore. [And Vash is out. Come find the sleeping gunman hanging somewhere? He’ll be teleporting more than this, so maybe you’ll find him sleeping in your bed, next to the fountain, in a tree, or maybe in your lap! Just tell me where you’d like to find him or I’ll make something up - just go for it and have fun!

Oh and Wolfwood? He‘s going to be very displeased if he finds you ate his sandwich when he finally comes home.]

(OOC: And if he shows up in your home (or on it) I'm cool with housemates or just anyone really threadjacking! The more the merrier right?)

Comments

[after-march.livejournal.com]

You sort of whispered her name when you--with the whole thing, there. I think you thought I was her.

[Awkward.]

[goldenglasses]

Oh! Aha, well, that's... odd. You're nothing like Meryl. She's likes to be loud and shrieky at me. You're nice and understanding. She's more like, [Points to Raph] him.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

Okay, that's it! [He's gonna try to, you know, chase you out of the house now. If he can get around Derek.]

[derek-bliss.livejournal.com]

[*sigh*

Derek will quietly but firmly get in Raphael's way, effectively keeping himself between turtle and plantman the whole time.]

Nice seeing you, Vash.

[Dude. Seriously, run for it.]

[goldenglasses]

Ahhhhh... you too. Later! [And fleeing for the door.]

[after-march.livejournal.com]

Bye Vash!!!! Uh---nice to meet you!

[goldenglasses]

[Grins and waves as he goes.] You too - call me for dinner sometime!

Oh-[Aw, sorry Raph. He just stopped with his hand over the journal.] Actually, better not do it over the journals though. There's someone here and... I'd rather he not know what I was up to. [Or you know... he's afraid of him slaughtering you all.]

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

Holy shell, do I gotta kick your ass all the way to the street!?

[derek-bliss.livejournal.com]

[Derek is keeping his mouth shut, thanks.

And still staying between Raph and Vash.

For God's fucking sake, man, get out! FLIRT LATER.]

[before-may.livejournal.com]

Okay! Maybe I'll just come find you then!

[goldenglasses]

Sounds perfect! [Waves merrily.] Later! [And out the door he goes!]

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

[The minute the door closes, Raph turns to April, furious.]

So now you're goin' on a date with that moron!?

[derek-bliss.livejournal.com]

[Derek does sigh this time.]

Raphael, bunch of people just got teleported to the square butt ass naked.

Wouldn't be surprised if he got teleported too. Doesn't make him a moron.

[He looks at April] Really am sorry about that unexpected show. Need me for anything, I'll be in my room.

[Because he knows damn well better than to get between a woman and her temper.]

[after-march.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's not a date Raphael. More like a peace-offering. And I'm not going anywhere--he can come here. [That look DARES YOU to disagree with her, Raphael.] It wasn't exactly his fault, he just kind of...appeared.

[The "naked" story Derek has told doesn't help with her blushing problem. "Need me for anything..." Whoa.]

Hey, it's fine Derek no problem happens a lot I mean it doesn't happen a lot actually but these things happen is what I meant to say. No harm done!

[derek-bliss.livejournal.com]

[Oh god, April. Please don't.

It's taken all his willpower to be dignified about it all up to now. But without the whole Raph trying to kill Vash thing, now he has nothing else to concentrate on.

So, yeah...it might be hard to notice under that tan, but April's not the only one with a blushing problem.

He'll bite back a sigh, but that nervous habit he has of running his hand through his hair is in full force as he shakes his head.]

It's okay, April...just...

I'll see you guys later.

[And yeah...headed for the hall now, before it becomes really noticeable that he's not doing too well with it, either.]

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

[Raph just facepalms.]

Yeah, well I say you're all morons.

[And he's so out of here, too, before he says anything stupid.]

[after-march.livejournal.com]

[And April finds herself alone again.]

I'm going to look back on this one day and wonder to myself, "April, what the hell was that?" [She shakes her head and picks up her art supplies before leaving the room. Maybe it's time to go take a walk.]


[OOC: FUN THREAD!!!!! THANKS GUYS!]

[i_speak_softly]

[And as April is on her way out, she meets a Turtle coming the other way.]

April! Don't leave the house! The square is full of people without their clothes on!

[after-march.livejournal.com]

Don! YOU HAVE NO CLOTHES ON! [April puts on a mock-shocked look, hands on hips.]

And...yeah, it's probably not anything I haven't seen before.

[i_speak_softly]

What - [Oh. You almost got him there, April.] No, April, I'm serious! Dozens of humans not wearing anything!

[after-march.livejournal.com]

Donnie, I just saw Derek TOTALLY NAKED. [She suppresses a smile.] And I just ended up with a strange man in my lap, out of nowhere. I think it's one of those experiments...

[i_speak_softly]

[Just. Horrified.] April, I'm so sorry. This is the worst experiment yet.

[after-march.livejournal.com]

Yeah. It's absolutely horrible.

Uh---has anything happened to you?

[i_speak_softly]

[In an appalled whisper:] I got hugged by a girl with no pants.

[after-march.livejournal.com]

That's...great, Don. Who was she?

[April? Taking names. Kicking ass might come later.]