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[goldenglasses]

[Vash had just finished raiding his fridge and made himself a ham sandwich. It was perfect. Cheese, mayo, lettuce, tomato, and plenty of ham! He set it on the table and with a smile on his face he was just about to sit down and enjoy this tasty meal when - Poof!

He found himself falling backwards into the nothingness where his chair should have been. What was worse? He found himself falling head over heels off of someone’s roof.] GAHHHHHHHH! [Luckily Vash’s coat snags on the gutter so instead of falling to the ground, he’s stuck hanging upside from the roof. Whose roof? Maybe your roof!]

What the hell was th-snore. [And Vash is out. Come find the sleeping gunman hanging somewhere? He’ll be teleporting more than this, so maybe you’ll find him sleeping in your bed, next to the fountain, in a tree, or maybe in your lap! Just tell me where you’d like to find him or I’ll make something up - just go for it and have fun!

Oh and Wolfwood? He‘s going to be very displeased if he finds you ate his sandwich when he finally comes home.]

(OOC: And if he shows up in your home (or on it) I'm cool with housemates or just anyone really threadjacking! The more the merrier right?)

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[goldenglasses]

Hmmm... fi-five more minutes Meryl.

[after-march.livejournal.com]

[Meryl? Now he thought she was someone named Meryl. Nope, sorry, guy.]

Uh--I think you're thinking of someone else. I'm APRIL. April. [She pokes him again, hoping her screaming from earlier didn't alarm anyone else in the house. Like Donnie, or Derek, or---]

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

[Right on cue Raph busts through the door with one sai drawn, ready to kick some ass.]

The shell is goin' -

[His eyes travel to Vash.]

HEY!

[He sheathes his sai and storms over to grab Vash by the collar, intent on dragging him off of April.]

[goldenglasses]

[The only protest Vash puts up is an incoherent mumble.]

[after-march.livejournal.com]

RAPH, it's okay! He's just...sleeping in my lap.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

[Raph lifts him up high enough to lift him off the ground, snarling in his sleeping face.]

He what?

[goldenglasses]

[Still sleeping. Doesn't he just look like the picture of innocents?]

[after-march.livejournal.com]

WHOA! Raphael! He didn't do anything, okay? He just sort of...popped into my lap.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, well. He's gonna punch Vash in the face anyways, 'cause he's nice like that.]

G'mornin' sunshine.

[goldenglasses]

[Vash had finally started to come around when-

Oh, is that a fist?

OW! Yup! That was a fist.] OW! Jeez! What was that for!

[after-march.livejournal.com]

Oh God---I'm sorry, sir, really---uh---he didn't mean it!

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

Oh, I meant it. [He lets go of Vash's shirt.] Take a look around. Look familiar?

Here, have more Not Normal

[derek-bliss.livejournal.com]

[Right about then, the front door opens and Derek walks in. Which is the normal part. The not so normal part? He's stark naked and the only thing keeping him within eyesight of the concept of 'decency' is his carefully placed hand.

He stops dead, looking at the group of people on the floor.]

Raph...don't kill him; he's a friend. His name is Vash. [He glances at April and then quickly away.] Sorry 'bout this.

[And he'll turn to the bathroom...where the shower he was so rudely pulled out of is still running, and disappear inside, quietly closing the door. The sound of the faucet being turned off can be heard.

'Scuse him while he gets some clothes on, folks.]

/threadjumps to hit that

[after-march.livejournal.com]

Uh...Derek...was here.

1/2

[goldenglasses]

[Said in a small whinny voice.] You didn't have to hit me...

Familiar? [Oh. Hi Derek.] Well. There's one thing that looks familiar.

2/2

[goldenglasses]

I-I-I MEAN I KNOW DEREK! I'VE MET DEREK BEFORE! ...with clothes on.

/threadjumps again because.

[before-may.livejournal.com]

Derek. Derek was here.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

[Raph just staggers back and looks completely horrified even after Derek's gone.]

What is wrong with you people!?

[derek-bliss.livejournal.com]

[Derek comes back out of the bathroom, pulling a shirt on and starting to button it up]

...Nothing. Seems a lot of people are getting bounced around for some reason. Whole bunch of us wound up in the square.

[No, he wasn't just walking through the room naked. Really]

[goldenglasses]

[Ignoring you two.] Uh... miss? Are you alright, lady? [Gently pokes Apirl.]

[after-march.livejournal.com]

[April jumps a little.]

Uh--APRIL. Is my name. And. I'm fine. [More with it, now. She tries to speak in soothing tones and gestures toward their visitor's face.]

Are you alright?

Sorry guys, something came up so I'm going to be very slow for a day or two

[goldenglasses]

April, now that's a very pretty name and for such a lovely woman! It does hurt a little, but just being in your presences I feel restored!

No worries! Epic backtagging ftw

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

[That's enough to snap Raph out of his shock, though he still won't be able to look Derek in the eye for at least a week. At least.

He charges over to Vash like a stampeding bull. That is his buddy's girl you're talking to, you wackbag!]

Get out!

Yus! We must do the Epic Thang!

[derek-bliss.livejournal.com]

[Never a dull moment with you 'round, eh Raph?

Derek will get between them best he can, although he will shoot Vash a somewhat disbelieving look. Laying it on a bit thick for a first meeting, there, dude, aren't ya?.]

Raph! Cut it out.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

[Raph stops in front of the Derek, giving Vash one heck of an evil eye.] I said get out.