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[goldenglasses]

[Vash is trying to get the last of his Christmas shopping done and can be spotted in the various shops trying to get ideas. But as he comes up lacking still he decides he needs cheering up and opens his journal.]

HEY! TWINKLE TOES!

I haven’t forgotten our bet. You know it doesn’t count if I don’t get to SEE you. I’m headed for the fountain. I’ll meet you there. [No he won’t. He’s totally going to hide so you have to search for him. And thus! Get more time out in public!] Oh! And don’t worry! I’m sure if you ask nicely Nami will let you borrow a pretty one~!!

Comments

[pi90katana.livejournal.com]

If you want him to wear a dress, you should mention the one he came to Luceti in.

[goldenglasses]

He came here in a dress?!

[pi90katana.livejournal.com]

Yup! I don't think he wants anyone to know it, though.

[goldenglasses]

I thank you for the information then... uh... miss?

/threadjack

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

The one he came to Luceti in? Do tell.

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

What's the bet?

[pi90katana.livejournal.com]

It was my pleasure! I'm Pi - definitely a miss.

[pi90katana.livejournal.com]

Hello again! Well I guess technically he arrived in the traditional cotton pants, but the clothes that you find in the store? The reason why there wasn't a suit is because he came from an island populated by Okama. They made him wear a dress.

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[there's gonna be some enraged screaming/yelling/sobbing. It's even worse because of the hangover]

FUCK NO.

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

N-Nami-san, please, you don't need to worry about a silly thing like that! You're still resting!

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[the only reason he's not going to town on your ass is because he's read you're a girl. Damn his chivalry]

Shit, did someone see me?

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[pause. And then:]

[kneecapspussies.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha!

Twinkle Toes huh!? It sure as hell fits him.

[fantasyfan17.livejournal.com]

You end up in A LOT of contests with pirates, don't you?

[bernardelli.livejournal.com]

Bet, hm?

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

But my name's been mentioned! That means I'm involved.

[goldenglasses]

What? You backing out?

And here I thought men kept their word.

[goldenglasses]

He said if he couldn't outdrink me he'd wear a dress for a day~!

He lost.

[goldenglasses]

Yeah! We had a bet! And if he lost he has to wear a dress alllllll day!

[goldenglasses]

N-no? I'm pretty sure this is the first.

[goldenglasses]

The name's Vash! Nice to meet you!

[goldenglasses]

I could go find it in the shop for you if Nami won't let you borrow one~!

[goldenglasses]

Oh! You know Sanji too?

And yes! [Ebil grin] I thought it worked great.

[fantasyfan17.livejournal.com]

Right. Still haven't done that pineapple-shooting thing. I really oughta talk to the other muns about that, it's been forever.

Oh. And hi, I'm Usopp-mun.

[kneecapspussies.livejournal.com]

Nah, I don't know him.

But judging from how he's squirming about it, I say it fits him just fine.