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[goldenglasses]

[Vash is trying to get the last of his Christmas shopping done and can be spotted in the various shops trying to get ideas. But as he comes up lacking still he decides he needs cheering up and opens his journal.]

HEY! TWINKLE TOES!

I haven’t forgotten our bet. You know it doesn’t count if I don’t get to SEE you. I’m headed for the fountain. I’ll meet you there. [No he won’t. He’s totally going to hide so you have to search for him. And thus! Get more time out in public!] Oh! And don’t worry! I’m sure if you ask nicely Nami will let you borrow a pretty one~!!

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[goldenglasses]

I could go find it in the shop for you if Nami won't let you borrow one~!

[pi90katana.livejournal.com]

And I must say I've never been so grateful to be a girl in my life. It's okay though, Sanji. Your fan base still loves you.

Also Vash - Nami should already have the dress, I think.

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

... Oi, fan base?

[pi90katana.livejournal.com]

Yup! There's a pretty large group of fans for you. I know several! Lots of girls. They write stories about you and make drawings and all that cool stuff.

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[insta-pick-me-up]

Ah, well, such lovely ladies have excellent taste! I can't blame their desire. [straightens the tie, the ham] It's hard to resist a prince.

[pi90katana.livejournal.com]

Oh, that stuff isn't usually about you and the ladies. It mostly involves buttsex with Zoro. Or one of the other male characters.

1/2 lol check the keywords

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

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[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

THE SHITHEAD?

ROFL

[pi90katana.livejournal.com]

Mainly. But don't worry, you don't always bottom.

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

Oi, oi! That can't be right! As if I'd ever be desperate enough to sleep with that mosshead!

And the shit, I'd always top!

[pi90katana.livejournal.com]

Five thousand fanfictions can't be wrong. Like I said, though, it's just usually him. They have you sleeping with a lot of other guys too.

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

But I've already declared my love for Nami-san! Did no one see that?!

[pi90katana.livejournal.com]

They did. If you're lucky, sometimes you'll get a writer who doesn't completely ignore it. Granted, half of the time when that happens, they try to pass it off as you just trying to make sure no one thinks you're gay, but the other half actually does pay attention to it.

Don't worry though, Sanji. Even though I read that stuff sometimes, I still think you're straight.

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

I think I'd know if I fuckin swung that direction! [and he would lie about it, too] And why the Marimo?! It's not like we're a ball of shitty sunshine around each other.

Ah... thank you, Miss.

[pi90katana.livejournal.com]

See, that's their main reason for it too! They compare the way you two fight to a bunch of raging hormones and stuff. Or like how kids will pick on someone when they really like them? It doesn't make sense to me entirely - if anything, I see it more as a brotherly rivalry.

And you're welcome!

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

... Tch. I admit the shithead might be more bearable if he actually got some once in a while, but he's not getting any from me.

[pi90katana.livejournal.com]

(laughing forever)

[pi90katana.livejournal.com]

Personally? I think he might be asexual. Between that and how much you like girls, I don't think you two would ever get together.

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

I can see that. He didn't even go to appreciate Nami-san's Happiness Punch back in Arabasta.

And trust me, I'll eat my apron if I ever have the misfortune of seeing mosshead naked.

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

....

Sure, Vash. Why do you go ahead and bring it right to me, huh?

[goldenglasses]

And get kicked? No. I'll get someone else to deliver it.

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

You wanna be responsible for a homicide?

[goldenglasses]

What if I had Nami deliever it?

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

THAT'S CHEATING.

[goldenglasses]

How so?