[Action]

[goldenglasses]

[Vash, for some reason he couldn't explain, woke up this morning realizing he had been wasting his life. Love and peace was not the way to go. What was he ever even thinking? No, to get ahead in life one has to steal, lie, and cheat.

He starts off small. Taking random things from the living room into his bedroom. At first it's exciting, but when no one even notices the missing cookbook he realizes he'll have to try for something bigger. After stealing Wolfwood's cigarettes he starts to feel just a bit better, but he needs to think bigger.

Vash is going to attempt to steal things from all around town. Although, he's not very good at it. Seeing as he loves to boast loudly right before his theft or after. For anyone not around at the time their stuff is taken - it will be hidden somewhere in his room. And if you are home then maybe you'll hear Vash right before he breaks in.]

MUW HA HA HA! It's the perfect plan! I'll just sneak inside and steal all their batteries! They'll go nuts trying to get their things to power on! HAHAHAHHAHA! [Too bad Vash fails to check and see if there's anyone home before he goes barging in to steal an item.

Later on in the week as he feels his villain streak growing he'll at some point make his way to the roof of the grocery store.]

HAHAHA! FOOLISH MORTALS! Just you wait! Once I have learned and harnessed the powers of all the spirits within Luceti I will become UNSTOPPABLE! MUW HA HA HA! And then I will RULE this tiny village and eventually the WORLD! BUW HA HA HA HA! BUW HA! HA! HA! HA!



(OOC: Feel free heroes to either stop Vash and fight him or to be robbed! He's a villain, but not a very good one. Vash won't be stealing anything too big or important (unless you WANT him to, or if it's for comedy - say he's attempting to steal a huge fridge.) so if you want him to steal something, he'll be making a post after the event to return things. Or, just calling him stupid works too.)

Comments

[Action]

[gomugomunopwn]

[Oh hey. That one black mage with the obscured face from his long pointy hat who's laughing at you? He sounds pretty similar to a certain Strawhat captain!]

HAHAHAHAHA! RULE US!? Are you an idiot??

[Action]

[goldenglasses]

YOU DARE CALL YOUR NEW LORD AND MASTER AN IDIOT?! YOU FOOL! [Normally Vash might pick up on that familiar sounding voice, but for right now he's just too insulted!]

[Action]

[gomugomunopwn]

I DARE!? Do you have any idea what kind of powers that I wield!? I'm the strongest mage here, dummy! I bet you can't even do magic!

[Only really powerful people know how to do magic attackz.]

Re: [Action]

[goldenglasses]

OF COURSE I CAN CAST MAGIC! I couldn't be a powerful ruler if I didn't! Just you watch!

[And with that, Vash begins to dance and hop around the grocery's roof.]

Hah-ch-ch-cha! Hatchahahaheheehchchche!

[OH! He's dancing up one HECK of a powerful spell here! Vash casts

CURE!

But instead of casting it on himself. He goes ahead and cures Luffy instead.]

[Action]

[gomugomunopwn]

...

...

...

...

Oh. So you are an idiot. [Was that... supposed to be like confirmation of his original idiot claim or something? He has no idea why you would cure him. Though he didn't think it was on accident.]

[i_speak_softly]

[Vash, are you stealing Donatello's technomagical item-upgrading equipment?]

If you want your items upgraded, you can just ask!

[His tone is blandly cheerful, as though he won't actually try to stop you if you keep doing what you're doing. NPCs are such doormats.]

[goldenglasses]

Y-YEAH! Of course you'll upgrade my items! For I am the all mighty VASH!






...what can you do about these shoes? They don't seem to be as fast as they could be.

[i_speak_softly]

[He'll upgrade your items because he's the item-upgrading guy. It's his only reason for being in this game.]

[He considers Vash's shoes.]

Did you bring anything I can combine them with? Maybe a Red Feather?

[goldenglasses]

Hm, I have a strawberry donut and some double A batteries. OH! And some string. Will that work?

[i_speak_softly]

... I can try!

[ex_restoring6]

[Naoki is kind of chilling in convenient shadows (as thieves are wont to do) and-- Vash, what are you doing sneaking into that place. You're worse at stealing than he is.

Maybe he'll give him some friendly stealing advice. He'll just wait by this doorway for Vash to come out of the house he just snuck in.]

[goldenglasses]

[Vash wanders out casually, munching on a ham sandwich. What was he in that house for again? Oh well! His stomach is happy and that's all that matters!

[ex_restoring6]

[FROM THE SHADOWS...] ...did you go in there to steal a sandwich?

[goldenglasses]

Oh, actually I went in for something else but I got hungry.

[ex_restoring6]

... [Presses fingers between his eyebrows.]

Y'know, one of the first things with stealing...always keep your mind focused on what you're going in for...

[de_bel_survivor]

[Look! A boy in a rather cool black cloak!]

You? Our ruler? HAH! I doubt you can rule your way out of a box!

[goldenglasses]

I could SO rule my way out of that box AND rule it too!

[de_bel_survivor]

I highly doubt it.

[goldenglasses]

Well don't doubt for much longer! FOR SOON IT WILL BE A REALITY!

[de_bel_survivor]

I will keep on doubting! You're not the only aspiring ruler around here!

[notabluesbro]

[Just.

Watchin' you over here.

With this face. Whatthefuck.]


I can't even tell if this is a shift or not.

[goldenglasses]

YOU! MINION! Help me to spread fear into these people if you ever want to see your cigarettes again!

[notabluesbro]

I already have my cigarettes, but even then, don't you touch them unless you want a foot up your ass. What the hell are you rattling on about over here, needle noggin?

[goldenglasses]

YOU DARE TO SPEAK TO YOUR FUTURE RULER IN SUCH A WAY!?

[notabluesbro]

... Yeah, I kinda do.

What the hell are you hollering about? People don't need to hear your loud obnoxious commands while they're shopping and trying to go about their day.