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[Vash, for some reason he couldn't explain, woke up this morning realizing he had been wasting his life. Love and peace was not the way to go. What was he ever even thinking? No, to get ahead in life one has to steal, lie, and cheat.

He starts off small. Taking random things from the living room into his bedroom. At first it's exciting, but when no one even notices the missing cookbook he realizes he'll have to try for something bigger. After stealing Wolfwood's cigarettes he starts to feel just a bit better, but he needs to think bigger.

Vash is going to attempt to steal things from all around town. Although, he's not very good at it. Seeing as he loves to boast loudly right before his theft or after. For anyone not around at the time their stuff is taken - it will be hidden somewhere in his room. And if you are home then maybe you'll hear Vash right before he breaks in.]

MUW HA HA HA! It's the perfect plan! I'll just sneak inside and steal all their batteries! They'll go nuts trying to get their things to power on! HAHAHAHHAHA! [Too bad Vash fails to check and see if there's anyone home before he goes barging in to steal an item.

Later on in the week as he feels his villain streak growing he'll at some point make his way to the roof of the grocery store.]

HAHAHA! FOOLISH MORTALS! Just you wait! Once I have learned and harnessed the powers of all the spirits within Luceti I will become UNSTOPPABLE! MUW HA HA HA! And then I will RULE this tiny village and eventually the WORLD! BUW HA HA HA HA! BUW HA! HA! HA! HA!

(OOC: Feel free heroes to either stop Vash and fight him or to be robbed! He's a villain, but not a very good one. Vash won't be stealing anything too big or important (unless you WANT him to, or if it's for comedy - say he's attempting to steal a huge fridge.) so if you want him to steal something, he'll be making a post after the event to return things. Or, just calling him stupid works too.)

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I was COMPLETELY focused! The fridge just happened to be my first stop is all!

...you know, with stealing, you're not supposed to make "stops". Just, you know, in and out. Get what you came for...

HA! As future ruler of Luceti I can make all the stops I please

[.........]

That's pretty ambitious. And a pretty sought-after title, y'know... [All the villains and whatnot. Naoki's p. happy being just your run-of-the-mill fail!thief.]