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[Vash was not happy last night when the droids had snatched him up on his way home last night. At least he hadn't been gone for very long and they had only turned him human for awhile! Only, they turned him into a 133 year old man. At least dropped him off in the village this morning!

If only they had gotten him a walker too. Vash manages to shuffle his way to a bench near the fountain before his energy wears out and he opens up his journal.]

Heh, sorry if I worried anyone back home. I'm back now. So you can stop worrying Amelia-chaaaaan! Hahahaha! [If the Malnosso think they can put him down by making him old they got another thing coming. And yeah, he's not coming right out and saying who he is right now. That would ruin part of the fun!] Think one of you could come down and give me a hand getting home?

[Private to Winry]

Ah, and Winry, if you have a moment could you help me remove my prosthetic arm? It's Vash, the Malnosso decided to age me just a bit and it's a tad too heavy for me right now.

[End Private Message]

Oh! And Sanji! Do you think you could help out an old man and make a quick delivery? The bakery seems so far away now. These old knees just can't take it!

[And until someone comes to help him home, Vash will be relaxing in that bench enjoying the weather. He'll also take advantage of his old looks to make some cat calls at any pretty girl passing his way.]

(OOC: Old Vash designed by the amazing and talented Ashlee!!!)

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Then you'd really have a reason to make me get you some shitty donuts.

So cruel! The Malnosso make it so I can hardly move enough to leave the house and my neighbor and supposedly my friend can't even help me out without any violence! It's so sad!

... [So maybe Vash has a point.]

If you shut up about it, I'll get you your damn donuts.

REALLY!?

Ugh.

I'm not gonna say it twice.

GREAT! I'll let you know when I get home! I'm sure Amelia will be here soon and we'll go straight home!

Fine then, what kinds should I bring over?

Every kind you can think of!

I'm not bringing over that many, dumbass!

B-but I'm hungry and the Malnosso made me skip dinner last night!

All the more reason to eat something healthy.

Then how about healthy donuts!

... Vash, do you even know how that shit is made?

Yeah I do, and they're not THAT unhealthy. [Compared to some things.] And if anyone could think how to make them healthy it would be you!

If I change the recipe, they're not gonna taste like the donuts you're used to.

[Hmm, screw healthy.] Then just make some regular honey kind then.

Alright, but I'm only bringing over a few. [Sorry, but the downside to playing the age card is that Sanji will keep all aspects of age in mind - including how much sugar Vash's aged body should be processing.]

A few means at least two dozen right?

No, three.

Three donuts.

[Three doz-]

THREE DONUTS?! That's almost like nothing!

Take it or leave it, Broom Head.

[No. Sympathy]

Can't we at least make it an even four? [He'd usually start higher, but even though he hates to admit it, he's growing tired.]

[Normally, Sanji isn't one to give an inch over this sort of debate. It's just not his way. But this time...]

Alright, four. [He'll cut the gunman some slack. The Malnosso did just send him back]

Mmhmm! Can't wait to get home now. I hope Amelia will get here soon.

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