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Vash the Stampede ([personal profile] goldenglasses) wrote2010-11-23 10:22 am

[Action / Accidental Voice]

[The first thing Vash noticed this morning was, he wasn’t in his bed. This wasn’t his bed at all. Opening his eyes he found himself crumpled on a rocky surface somewhere in the mountains. That hand. That hand was NOT his hand. Oh god, this isn’t good. At. All.

After spending sometime in the mountains, Vash will be taking Yuber’s powers for a spin, because if he’s up here with Yuber’s body, he needs to stop Yuber from doing something in his body. Only… Vash has no idea what he’s doing. So this is how he ends up in the room of certain members of a pirate crew. He crashes to the floor with his journal bouncing open in the landing.]


Ugh, this isn’t my room. Man, this is ha-

IIIIEEEEEEEEE!

[Oh crap.]

[Well, after that failed attempt at teleporting, Vash decides WALKING is a safer way to get back to his apartment. Hope you don't mind the demon waltzing down the street Luceti.]

(OOC: Replies from [livejournal.com profile] iamnotyuber!)

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[identity profile] iamnotyuber.livejournal.com 2010-11-24 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
I won't hurt you if you don't hurt them.

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[identity profile] iamnotvash.livejournal.com 2010-11-24 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
Then I'll give you one very direct hint. If you put my body in the tunnels, you will break your stupid ideals against killing.

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[identity profile] iamnotyuber.livejournal.com 2010-11-24 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Then don't you lay a single finger on them and I won't have to.

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[identity profile] iamnotvash.livejournal.com 2010-11-24 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
I don't take orders from a pathetic idiot like you. If you kill my body, then you will die again for it. Maybe you'll end up completely blind this time.

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[identity profile] iamnotyuber.livejournal.com 2010-11-24 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Then let me make it clear for you. You don't have to worry about waking up in the tunnels as long as you don't hurt my friends.

If you do hurt them, then I will not hesitate to show you just how wrong you are in calling me pathetic.

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[identity profile] iamnotvash.livejournal.com 2010-11-24 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Or I could just kill your body and let them cry over you again. It wouldn't be too hard, a quick slice to the right spot and it would be over so fast.

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[identity profile] iamnotyuber.livejournal.com 2010-11-24 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
You won't. You have no idea what might happen to you if you're killed in that body.

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[identity profile] iamnotvash.livejournal.com 2010-11-24 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
You assume any of the possible outcomes actually bother me. The most likely is that you will lose something.

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[identity profile] iamnotyuber.livejournal.com 2010-11-24 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Then I guess I'd have to trip and fall off a cliff to get even if you kill my body.

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[identity profile] iamnotvash.livejournal.com 2010-11-24 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Go ahead and try it. [Because Yuber knows full well his Rune would protect from that form of death. Honestly outside of the tunnels, he knows Vash would have a very hard time killing his body.]

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[identity profile] iamnotyuber.livejournal.com 2010-11-24 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
If you don't think I will, you will be sorely disappointed.

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[identity profile] iamnotvash.livejournal.com 2010-11-24 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
If you weren't such an idiot you'd realize why I say go right ahead. It won't kill me.

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[identity profile] iamnotyuber.livejournal.com 2010-11-24 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Then if you feel the need to kill me, I'll head to the tunnels and find a way to return the favor.

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[identity profile] iamnotvash.livejournal.com 2010-11-24 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Except you're the idiot who can't kill unless it's an accident.

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[identity profile] iamnotyuber.livejournal.com 2010-11-24 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
I said mistake before. Not accident. This time wouldn't be a mistake.

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[identity profile] iamnotvash.livejournal.com 2010-11-24 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Except I obviously have far more to lose than you do. I doubt you'll even figure out all the powers I have.

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[identity profile] iamnotyuber.livejournal.com 2010-11-24 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Vash with his sudden need to outdo everyone almost slips and says just about the same, but even as a dick he knows it's best that you never find out.] Fine.

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[identity profile] iamnotvash.livejournal.com 2010-11-24 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
You're sounding a lot like me now.

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[identity profile] iamnotyuber.livejournal.com 2010-11-24 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe being in your body is starting to affect my mind.

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[identity profile] iamnotvash.livejournal.com 2010-11-24 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
You'd be less pathetic if you stay that way. But your body isn't turning me into an idiot. You do have a few interesting friends though.

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[identity profile] iamnotyuber.livejournal.com 2010-11-24 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Leave them alone.

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[identity profile] iamnotvash.livejournal.com 2010-11-24 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Why do you care so much?

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[identity profile] iamnotyuber.livejournal.com 2010-11-24 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
[He had a good reason, didn't he? For a moment Vash can't remember.] Because you protect your friends.

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[identity profile] iamnotvash.livejournal.com 2010-11-24 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Then they had better not do so much as touch me.

[And with that, he's shutting the journal.]