[Obnoxious Voice/Action]

[goldenglasses]

[Alright, Vash has had enough. He’s let Legato way too far into his head. So what if he’s here? He hasn’t tried anything that he knows of yet. So today is operation: Cheer up already. It starts on his way to the bakery with a strong filter against Legato and Yuber.]

[Filtered from Legato and Yuber//100% Unhackable]

ATTENTION LUCETI! With everything that’s been going on I feel that it is of dire importance that I remind you all that this world is made of….

LOVE AND PEACE!

Love! And! Peace~! Love! And! Peace~! Love! And! Peace~! Thank you! And have a nice day!

[After that “very important” service announcement Vash will be arriving at the bakery and ordering three dozen donuts. That’s right. Three dozen. He’ll be taking his haul to a bench to people watch and chow down, humming to himself and yelling over just how GREAT those donuts are.

When lunch is over he’ll be heading to the flower shop to lend a hand and just see all the flowers. Just seeing them makes him happy. His last stop on his day of happy is a quick trip to the bar for some happy drinks. He’s been drinking out of depression too much lately, he’d better fix that. Don’t worry, Wolfwood and Meryl! He won’t be TOO drunk when he gets home. Maybe… you totally won’t hear him throwing up in the toilet later. Maybe…]

Comments

[goldenglasses]

S-shut up, you're not helping. [He does not have the energy to go toe to toe with you right now. So he's just going to weave his way to his room. NO! He did not just bump into the wall! It ran into HIM! It came out of no where!]

[notabluesbro]

[And Wolfwood's distant voice calls:]

Try not to break a hole in the wall with that hair of yours, Needle noggin.

[Yaaaawn...

and he turns the page]

[goldenglasses]

Not funny!

[notabluesbro]

Not to you!

[goldenglasses]

I didn't know priests laughed at people's suffering.

1/2

[notabluesbro]

...Well...

[notabluesbro]

Now you do.

[goldenglasses]

I was under the impression that they were suppose to END suffering. Not make it worse.

[notabluesbro]

I'm sure your suffering will end when you hit that wall, pal. You'll be out for at least a good three or four hours.

[goldenglasses]

...maybe I'll mistake your room for the bathroom tonight.

[notabluesbro]

And maybe I'll put snakes and spiders in yours while you're sleeping.

[goldenglasses]

Enjoy snuggling with your cat tonight.

[notabluesbro]

[Throws a rolled up magazine at your drunken spiky head]

[goldenglasses]

[SMACK! Direct hit! He stumbles backwards, loses his balance and falls over with a crash.]

Oooooooooooooooooooowwwww.

[notabluesbro]

[And Kuroneko happily walks past Vash, content as usual. ♥]

[goldenglasses]

[Stupid cat. Better not be his room you're walking into. Vash grabs the magazine and throws it back at you.] I'm going to bed! [Heading into his room and slamming the door shut.]

[notabluesbro]

[Geez, you're like a teenager being sent to his room.]