[Action]

[goldenglasses]

[Vash sat up in the woods with a pounding headache. More worrying for him at the moment was the biting cold wind that was hitting his skin at nearly every angle. Once again the Malnosso had left him out in the cold of winter in nothing but new feather pants. Leaving all his scars exposed.

Some days he really hates those guys.

Those out in the woods today might glimpse the rare nearly naked Vash as he tries to dash from tree to tree as he quickly makes his way to the clothing shop to retrieve his trademark red coat back. It's sitting in the shop waiting for him and he's hoping no one is shopping at the store so they won't be shocked at his scars or currently trying on his coat. He really wants that back.

Once fully clothed again Vash will make a quick stop to the grocery store. As he isn't sure how long he's been gone and last he knew he was the only one on his floor. He wanted to make sure there was something worth eating in his place. He also grabs the nicer cat food because while he's sure the cats are good at fending for themselves he still feels the need to bring a peace offering for being gone if he wants to sleep at all tonight.

From there he heads home to the ice building. He's finally happy to be home at last. His head is still pounding with images of shady men and he can't help feeling there's still something wrong. He never gets off from a visit with the Malnosso without something going wrong. He finds out what a little bit later when he's suddenly hit by the hiccups.

Maybe he was just sitting down to a sandwich. Trying to clean his gun. Getting out of the shower. Sitting around quiet. Walking around town. Anytime during the next week hiccups will suddenly come and each time that he hiccups he suddenly teleports somewhere random.

Anytime this week you could have a Vash falling from your ceiling. Trapped in your closet; banging to be let out. Hopefully he doesn't show up in your bath with you. Feel free to find Vash anywhere in nearly any situation that suits your pleasure! Just beware the noise...]

Hiccup!

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[Action] Can't resist, not sorry

[enchantressofore]

[It has been another long day at work. A sigh leaves Adela as she slips into the Sundress, something that she is essentially using as night clothing before setting everything down and making her way to the communal kitchen. It seems as if she has the entire floor to herself, so she doesn't feel any particular need to cover up her body or own scarring.

Well, she wouldn't have, but just as she enters the kitchen there's a sudden weight falling onto her, practically crushing her beneath it. A very feminine yelp sounds before she groans, trying to figure out just what happened as... All she sees is a lot of red fabric. What in the world?]

[Action]

[goldenglasses]

[It takes Vash a moment himself to try to figure out what had just happened. One moment he had just finished putting his groceries away and sat down in his lounge to start cleaning his weapons. A simple task he could do in his sleep if he had to in order to calm his nerves.

The next he was out of his comfy chair and instead on something wiggly and noisy. His empty revolver sitting open and empty in one hand and a cloth in his other. Hey... wasn't this the kitchen he had just left?

Wait. Wasn't that something wiggly and noisy under him?] Ahhh! [In a whirlwind of arms and legs Vash removes himself from Adela.] Sorry! Sorry! So Sorry! [Whoa! Did he just crush a total babe?]

Wow! You're a total babe!

[Action]

[enchantressofore]

[Oh. It's someone else.

...]

ACK! [And that's a squeak from Adela as she flushes immediately and scrambles to her feet, her arms flying to cover her shoulders and chest area as she takes a couple of steps back. That was a person who fell on her? How did that even happen?]

Aah -- I -- pardon me!

[Without another word she's walking away as fast as she possibly can, right back to her room with the intent on covering up. She just showed a man that much skin of her own body oh Nehra why did this have to happen to her!? Maybe later she'd wonder what a 'total babe' meant, but then and there? More modest clothing was required.]

[Action] 1/2

[goldenglasses]

[Vash has done that body language more than once in his life. It reads quite clearly as one shy of their body. So he makes no move to follow, but definitely looks disappointed.] Aw, angel of my dreams! Don't go!

[Action] 2/2

[goldenglasses]

[Or at least, he was planning on letting her retreat that is until-]

Hiccup.

[Don't turn around once you shut that door Adela. There's a man in a red coat right behind you!]

1/?

[enchantressofore]

[Thank goodness. The privacy of her own apartment, and now she can adjust the dress properly before finding her own clothes. So she's just going to turn and enter the room--]

[Action] 2/3

[enchantressofore]

[Action] 3/3 Done!

[enchantressofore]

GAH! [And immediately she jumps backwards - accidentally hitting her head on the door in the process and falling to the floor. Her hands fly up to cradle the injured area, but if anything she's more embarrassed that he's still there and--]

H-How did you-- But you were just out there!

[savedtheworld]

[Aang hears a hiccup coming from a nearby closet in the bakery and approaches it with a frown.]

I'm sorry. But Hiccup's not here anymore...

Oh! Got me just as I was about to go to bed! *can't resist to not tag*

[goldenglasses]

[That hiccup in the closet is quickly followed by a very loud sneeze.]

Ah! Ah! AH! AHHHH-CHOOOO!

[And a loud thud as the force of the sneeze sends Vash's head flying into the door.]

OW!

[savedtheworld]

Are you okay?

[He hears that thud, and he scampers over to the closet door more quickly, swinging it right open.]

[goldenglasses]

[Vash comes rolling out in a ball, covered in white. Followed by a couple sacks of flower that he managed to smash open in his sudden appearance in the closet. He's also sorry for the couple shelves he's pretty sure he's broken in his attempts to get out of the closet.]

I think sAHHH-CHOO! So.

[He sits up. Trying to rub some of the white powered out of his eyes. Suddenly glad he typically covers himself neck to toe as the parts of skin the flower touches starts to itch. He really, really hates that death penalty.]

[niceguypose]

[Rock Lee is fiercely delivering a drop kick towards the face of a sparring dummy he's set up in this clearing in the woods.

But no one expected a hiccuping man to apparate within the path of Lee's foot.]

1/2

[goldenglasses]

[Vash is normally a very good dodger. Able to dodge a bullet that is fired at him from point blank range. Of course, knowing he's going to need to dodge is a key factor in being able to do this.

Suddenly leaving his kitchen, just about to bite into a sandwich he had just finished putting together and then finding himself face to face with a sparring dummy is something else completely.]

What the hec-

2/2

[goldenglasses]

[-And there's the foot to his head. Cutting off the thought of: Isn't that a sparring dummy? And switching that thought to: OW MY HEAD!

Sandwich still raised in optimum eating position smashes into his face. Tomato, lettuce, salmon, and bread, smear into his face as his face is busy giving a kiss to the sparring dummy.]

[niceguypose]

[How utterly romantic.

But it won't last too long. Lee quickly realizes his foot is making contact with something fleshy and leaps back, recognizing Vash.]

Ah... Vash-senpai! As swift as ever. Is this your way of challenging me?

[goldenglasses]

[Vash pulls his face away from the dummy, taking a couple steps backwards before falling down onto his butt.]

Ieieieieiieie. That really hurt.

[Rubbing the back of his head he leans back to finally look at his assailant.] L-Lee! [Oh dear. Why'd it have to be him?] Fancy seeing you here! I'll catch... ya... later! [Yes! Quick escape! It's the best method!

He'll just attempt to crawl off on his hands and knees.]

Bath

[tea_lover64]

[Iroh is enjoying a nice leisurely bath, perfectly relaxed and the water is nice and steaming, he was regulating the temperature himself, the bath itself was quite roomy, and he had a cloth over his head, and enjoyed the feeling of the heat as it helped work away the tension in his muscles. Had this been in his world, he would have tried to find a spa with a waterbender perhaps as well, to move the water to reach a few points on his back, that would be truly enjoyable.

These thoughts were interrupted when he heard a hiccup followed by a splash]

Nice steamy bath

[goldenglasses]

[A splash that is followed by wild flailing limbs, gasping, and a bit of screaming with in those gasps.]

AH! DROWNING!! [Give him a second to realize that his tail bone is throbbing, his flailing limbs are hitting porcelain, and the water is oddly warm. So he wasn't teleported out to sea or the lake? As that's what he's use to.

At least the hiccups have soundly been scared out of him?]

Re: Nice steamy bath

[tea_lover64]

[Well... this was rather... unexpected as things go]

What are you doing in my bath, Vash?!

[He had no problem with the proximity, but warning was essential, plus all the splashing about was really ruining the whole experience]

Re: Nice steamy bath

[goldenglasses]

[Vash finally stops flailing and sits upright. He's still breathing deeply trying to catch his breath.]

I. DON'T. KNOW!

[Wait. Bath? HE'S IN A BATH WITH A NAKED OLD MAN! And the flailing starts up again as Vash attempts to vacate the tub. Only for his boots to slip and have him go falling back into the water.]

[ofwesternwinds]

[An unexpected thud like that coming from his room is naturally going to draw attention. Namely that of this kid, who's already had a few unexpected house crashes in the past month. And when Rudy opens the door... he finds a man.

In his room.

In his bed.

There is much uncomfortable silence and outright blank staring. Not again. Why does this keep happening? ... Actually, scratch that thought. He's not even going to try to answer that - he's just going to shut the door now. He might be back as soon as he has a chance to let all this process. Until then? Have a nice day, Vash.]

[goldenglasses]

[When Vash first lands on top of the bed he doesn't bother moving. Taking a break to attempt to catch his breath and figure out where he was this time. Then the door opens up and the face of a rather unamused kid peers at him.

At a lack of something to do or say he simply raises his hand in greeting. A shy, awkward laugh escaping as he waves to the boy as he tries to find the words he should say.

Thankfully he doesn't have to say anything as Rudy leaves once again without saying anything. Vash sighs happy he can have a spare moment to think. Just what was he going to say-]

Hiccup!

[Sorry Rudy. That man who was on your bed? Is suddenly now on top of the kitchen table.]

[ofwesternwinds]

[Ack--

Rudy nearly jumps when he sees the red cloaked man suddenly appearing on his table. He inhales, clearly startled, and instinctively clutching his shoulder as he tries to calm himself.]

What are you doing in here?

[You had better not be a threat or some burglar, Vash, otherwise he's going for his gun. And that would be bad.]

[goldenglasses]

[Vash would much rather avoid being shot at if he can. He holds up his hands showing them empty.]

Ahhhh- hahahha. To be honest? I don't really-hiccup-

[The rest comes a bit muffled from a closet.]

Know-OH COME ON!