[Voice]/[Action] Fourth Wall

[goldenglasses]

[Vash is trying to get the last of his Christmas shopping done and can be spotted in the various shops trying to get ideas. But as he comes up lacking still he decides he needs cheering up and opens his journal.]

HEY! TWINKLE TOES!

I haven’t forgotten our bet. You know it doesn’t count if I don’t get to SEE you. I’m headed for the fountain. I’ll meet you there. [No he won’t. He’s totally going to hide so you have to search for him. And thus! Get more time out in public!] Oh! And don’t worry! I’m sure if you ask nicely Nami will let you borrow a pretty one~!!

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[kneecapspussies.livejournal.com]

[Turns to walk away]

I guess Ill ju-- [And now she's gonna turn around and start shooting at you again. THESE shots might actually hit you, but not in any vital places. She kinda thanks he's a cosplayer but she CAN'T pass this up.]

[goldenglasses]

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU LADY!? [Running, jumping, dodging, and a WHOLE hell of a lot of screaming.]

[kneecapspussies.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA! I KNEW IT WAS YOU! I KNEW IT!

[Gonna keep running after you and shooting]

Finding potential victims... I mean volunteers to be in the way!

[goldenglasses]

YOU'RE CRAZY! [Running for forest now... need cover and to get away from potential people getting in the way.]

Go for it~

[kneecapspussies.livejournal.com]

STOP RUNNING! I KNOW YOU CAN DODGE THIS SHIT SO COME ON! [Still chasing and shooting him]

potential victim right here /o/

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[excuse him, Miss. Sanji owes Vash a boot to the head, so he'll just come out of nowhere and land a solid kick to the guy's noggin]

Foooooooound one- OI! VICTIM DOES NOT MEAN KICK TO HEAD!

[goldenglasses]

[What do you THINK he's doing? Dancing!? He'd dodging! HE'S DODG-Sanji!? GAH!jjgvialangabe] Ow.

XDD

[kneecapspussies.livejournal.com]

[YOU'RE DODGING IN THE WRONG DIRECTION. You should be coming back here and having a gun duel with her-- wait what. She's going to stop dead in her tracks when she sees Sanji. Who the hell is this guy?]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[looks down at the fallen man. He'll get to the lady in a moment]

Oi. Get back on your feet. It's not fun beating the shit out of you otherwise.

[goldenglasses]

[Getting back up now] Did you not see the person SHOOTING at me!? Hey! Where's your dress!?

[kneecapspussies.livejournal.com]

HEY!

[Grabbing Sanji by the collar]

I don't remember sending an invite to no fucking party! This is a one on one. Mano-a-mano! Got that!?

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

DID YOU NOT HEAR ME SAY "NO." THE FIRST TEN TIMES?

[he looks ready to kick you again, Vash, but he's got another issue]

Oh, did I interrupt something?

[goldenglasses]

[Yeah you did. But Vash is glad for it! Well except for the being kicked in the head part.] But you lost the bet!

[kneecapspussies.livejournal.com]

YEAH YOU DI--

[Huh. she just realized something]

Wait, the bet was that you wear a dress? How come you don't have it on?

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[... Oh come on, lady. NOT YOU TOO]

Oi, oi! It's not like I have one lying around!

[goldenglasses]

Yes he does! He was sent here with one! [Hey! Whatever keeps the gun from being shot!]

1/2

[kneecapspussies.livejournal.com]

Aw boohoo. What, ya gonna cry? Go find o--

[Wait did Vash just say...]

[kneecapspussies.livejournal.com]

[Laughter. Just...laughter]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! HE CAME HERE IN ONE!? You a cross dresser or some shit!?

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

NO! I WAS FORCED INTO IT!

[oh, and Vash? Have another kick to the face]

[goldenglasses]

Yeah! That's what this one girl told-GAH! [Down he goes]

[kneecapspussies.livejournal.com]

Forced!? So some guy made you his bitch!?

[Oh gawd, she's gonna be rofling in a second]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[waves his arms around frantically] THOSE SHITTY OKAMA CORNERED ME.

[he's not yelling at HER, persay. Just yelling in general.]

[goldenglasses]

[Picking himself up again</>] Geeeeeeze Twinkle Toes that HURTS.

[kneecapspussies.livejournal.com]

[FFFFFFF Laughing]

Haha! Twinkle Toes! It fits him so damn well!

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[this is Sanji hating his life. As well as you, Vash. He kinda wishes the lady would go back to shooting him]

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