[Obnoxious Voice/Action]

[goldenglasses]

[Alright, Vash has had enough. He’s let Legato way too far into his head. So what if he’s here? He hasn’t tried anything that he knows of yet. So today is operation: Cheer up already. It starts on his way to the bakery with a strong filter against Legato and Yuber.]

[Filtered from Legato and Yuber//100% Unhackable]

ATTENTION LUCETI! With everything that’s been going on I feel that it is of dire importance that I remind you all that this world is made of….

LOVE AND PEACE!

Love! And! Peace~! Love! And! Peace~! Love! And! Peace~! Thank you! And have a nice day!

[After that “very important” service announcement Vash will be arriving at the bakery and ordering three dozen donuts. That’s right. Three dozen. He’ll be taking his haul to a bench to people watch and chow down, humming to himself and yelling over just how GREAT those donuts are.

When lunch is over he’ll be heading to the flower shop to lend a hand and just see all the flowers. Just seeing them makes him happy. His last stop on his day of happy is a quick trip to the bar for some happy drinks. He’s been drinking out of depression too much lately, he’d better fix that. Don’t worry, Wolfwood and Meryl! He won’t be TOO drunk when he gets home. Maybe… you totally won’t hear him throwing up in the toilet later. Maybe…]

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PLACEHOLDER for when your dumb ass is done for the day

[notabluesbro]

[And in all likelihood, Wolfwood's reading a magazine with a leg over the other and totally not caring if Vash staggers in drunk (or throwing up). No greater friend support, right? Just try not to get anything on the floor.

/...page turn~

Yawn.]

WELL HELLO THERE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDY! 1/2

[goldenglasses]

[Pfff, who reads a magazine this late... early...? Sometime at night! Vash has no idea what time it is when he comes stumbling in at the end of the day.] Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Wolfwood! W-what are you still doing u-

2/2

[goldenglasses]

[And then suddenly his face goes white and he's running for your room the bathroom. Slamming into the door and practically falling on top of the toliet.]

BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEGGGGH!

[notabluesbro]

[turns page~]

Uuuh-huh.

[He'll just wait 'til you're done there.]

[goldenglasses]

[After a few minutes the toilet flushes and the sink runs for a bit. Then everyone's peace-loving outlaw gunman in red will come stumbling out.] Mmmhmm... maybe I should drink some water.

[notabluesbro]

Are you sure? The toilet might start missing you, though.

1/2

[goldenglasses]

Oh, ha-ha. Very fu-

2/2

[goldenglasses]

[Brb... bathroom.]

1/2

[notabluesbro]

[notabluesbro]

[page turn~]

[goldenglasses]

[He'll come out again with a rather tired: "Don't even start" look on his face.]

[notabluesbro]

[When has that look ever affected his reply?]

That's not the look of love and peace, Mr. Stampede.

[page turn~]

[goldenglasses]

[He opens his mouth to come up with a witty comeback to that, but the room spins and all that comes out is a groan. He puts his hand up to his head and rubs at his eyes.]

...I think I drank too much. [Understatement munch?]

[notabluesbro]

Really? And here I thought you came back from a 'spin-in-a-circle' contest.

[goldenglasses]

S-shut up, you're not helping. [He does not have the energy to go toe to toe with you right now. So he's just going to weave his way to his room. NO! He did not just bump into the wall! It ran into HIM! It came out of no where!]

[notabluesbro]

[And Wolfwood's distant voice calls:]

Try not to break a hole in the wall with that hair of yours, Needle noggin.

[Yaaaawn...

and he turns the page]

[goldenglasses]

Not funny!

[notabluesbro]

Not to you!

[goldenglasses]

I didn't know priests laughed at people's suffering.

1/2

[notabluesbro]

...Well...

[notabluesbro]

Now you do.

[goldenglasses]

I was under the impression that they were suppose to END suffering. Not make it worse.

[notabluesbro]

I'm sure your suffering will end when you hit that wall, pal. You'll be out for at least a good three or four hours.

[goldenglasses]

...maybe I'll mistake your room for the bathroom tonight.

[notabluesbro]

And maybe I'll put snakes and spiders in yours while you're sleeping.