[Voice]/[Action] Fourth Wall

[goldenglasses]

[Vash is trying to get the last of his Christmas shopping done and can be spotted in the various shops trying to get ideas. But as he comes up lacking still he decides he needs cheering up and opens his journal.]

HEY! TWINKLE TOES!

I haven’t forgotten our bet. You know it doesn’t count if I don’t get to SEE you. I’m headed for the fountain. I’ll meet you there. [No he won’t. He’s totally going to hide so you have to search for him. And thus! Get more time out in public!] Oh! And don’t worry! I’m sure if you ask nicely Nami will let you borrow a pretty one~!!

Comments

[kneecapspussies.livejournal.com]

WAITTA MINUTE I KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE!

Wasn't sure if you were done XD

[goldenglasses]

S-something wrong!?

FFFFFFF-- I forgot to put "DONE"

[kneecapspussies.livejournal.com]

Ugh.

Don't tell me your one of those fuckin' losers who dress up as characters or some shit.

[goldenglasses]

W-what?

...what's wrong with the way I dress?

[kneecapspussies.livejournal.com]

.....

You tryin' to tell me you're actually Vash the Stampede?

[goldenglasses]

Yeah who else would I-

-I didn't tell you about the Stampede part.

[kneecapspussies.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know.

[Drawing her guns]

If you're him, you should be able to fuckin' dodge right?

[goldenglasses]

Aw man... do you want that silly bounty too?

[kneecapspussies.livejournal.com]

[Laughter goes here]

I don't care about any fuckin' bounty. What I wanna know.... is how good you are.

[For now she's going to fire a single shot at him. It won't really hit him, only graze him. It's a long shot, but she wants to see if this is some geek in a costume, or the real thing]

[goldenglasses]

[He can tell you're not aiming to hit so he'll let it sail past him. And then freak out after a good 30 seconds after.] SCAAAAAAAAARRYY!!!!!!!! AHAHA! You're right! I'm no good! I'm not really Vash the Stampede! Please don't shoot me.

1/2

[kneecapspussies.livejournal.com]

Shit, really?

...Damn I thought you were him.

[kneecapspussies.livejournal.com]

[Turns to walk away]

I guess Ill ju-- [And now she's gonna turn around and start shooting at you again. THESE shots might actually hit you, but not in any vital places. She kinda thanks he's a cosplayer but she CAN'T pass this up.]

[goldenglasses]

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU LADY!? [Running, jumping, dodging, and a WHOLE hell of a lot of screaming.]

[kneecapspussies.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA! I KNEW IT WAS YOU! I KNEW IT!

[Gonna keep running after you and shooting]

Finding potential victims... I mean volunteers to be in the way!

[goldenglasses]

YOU'RE CRAZY! [Running for forest now... need cover and to get away from potential people getting in the way.]

Go for it~

[kneecapspussies.livejournal.com]

STOP RUNNING! I KNOW YOU CAN DODGE THIS SHIT SO COME ON! [Still chasing and shooting him]

potential victim right here /o/

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[excuse him, Miss. Sanji owes Vash a boot to the head, so he'll just come out of nowhere and land a solid kick to the guy's noggin]

Foooooooound one- OI! VICTIM DOES NOT MEAN KICK TO HEAD!

[goldenglasses]

[What do you THINK he's doing? Dancing!? He'd dodging! HE'S DODG-Sanji!? GAH!jjgvialangabe] Ow.

XDD

[kneecapspussies.livejournal.com]

[YOU'RE DODGING IN THE WRONG DIRECTION. You should be coming back here and having a gun duel with her-- wait what. She's going to stop dead in her tracks when she sees Sanji. Who the hell is this guy?]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[looks down at the fallen man. He'll get to the lady in a moment]

Oi. Get back on your feet. It's not fun beating the shit out of you otherwise.

[goldenglasses]

[Getting back up now] Did you not see the person SHOOTING at me!? Hey! Where's your dress!?

[kneecapspussies.livejournal.com]

HEY!

[Grabbing Sanji by the collar]

I don't remember sending an invite to no fucking party! This is a one on one. Mano-a-mano! Got that!?

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

DID YOU NOT HEAR ME SAY "NO." THE FIRST TEN TIMES?

[he looks ready to kick you again, Vash, but he's got another issue]

Oh, did I interrupt something?

[goldenglasses]

[Yeah you did. But Vash is glad for it! Well except for the being kicked in the head part.] But you lost the bet!

[kneecapspussies.livejournal.com]

YEAH YOU DI--

[Huh. she just realized something]

Wait, the bet was that you wear a dress? How come you don't have it on?